Don't look at this picture after breakfast

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Sep 27, 2014.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    You have been warned.





    bethostern
    49 minutes ago
    The only way I get to see my hubby is by reading @usweekly #misshim #LA #wishhewashere❤️
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
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    A glass of wine and my script for tomorrow. #HeroDogAwards #iloveLA #missinghowardandkitties
     
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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    WTF is on his head ? You can't convince me that's not a wig. :confused:
     
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    script for kitten bowl... no way that nitwit can remember her 2 lines before they send her in to play w the cats for three straight hours like the special ed twat she is
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Beth has a dialogue coach that is helping her. She is unable to read the Teleprompter. So far she is stuck on the first line, Hello, I am Beth Ostrosky.
     
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    Poor Howard. Wanted a low maintenance hag to hide his homosexuality. But he is stuck with a child-wife hosting the kitten bowl.

    #brainof11yearoldgirl
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Beth monologue;

    Yoda, Petunia and Bianca walk into a bar. (Audience snickers) Yoda, Petunia and Bianca walk into a bar(Audience silent) My husband Howard(Director is now screaming, roll the Purina Dog Chow commercial)
     
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    15 years huh :coffee:
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Thank god I only had some tea this morning.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Hey DW! I have never believed the wig talk because I know what a good stylist can do with curling, spraying and the scalp coloring they can do etc.

    This past season of AGT and the pictures have turned me around though. I have a really good head of hair, I'm a woman and 20 years younger than him and all of a sudden he has thicker fuller hair than I do
     
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    For the first time, after looking at that picture I am starting to believe its not all his real hair. It's too perfect, thick, dark and lush to be the real hair of a 60 year old man. He might have something weaved in there to prop it up. Its definitely dyed also. I might be slow to the 'its a wig party' but I am starting to come over to that side. (not that anyone cares)
     
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    Howard has had a love affair with his wigs for over 15 years.
     
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    It changes constantly, Just like his wife's hair. :wtf:
     
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    I care :console:
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    They were smart. There's really no way Beth can fuck up and embarrass him with kittens. (besides her looking like a 12-year-old retard)

    Can you imagine an unscripted Beth on a reality show where she'd have to interact with other (hopefully) bitchy, catty females? She'd be the hit (laughingstock) of every gossip column in the land.

    They knew what they were doing when they assigned her kitten duty.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    That's a wig baby!
     
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    He could really use a new look. That pompom poof ball doesnt do anything for him atop a toothpick body.
     
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    Lord have mercy on me for bringing in this image, but Howard essentially has his picture of Dorian Gray, and it is Ralph. Ralph is about 15 years younger, and is essentially mini-me. He rocks the same hairstyle, and it is pretty much what you would expect for a man in his 40s: sparse, super gross, oily looking, and only getting worse. There is no way that is Howard's real hair. I also think Howie's psychologist must have a field day considering Howard wants the guy sucking his dick to look just like himself.

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    Special Edna was her wack pack name. Wiggy married a girl with tranny looks and the intelligence of Wendy the retard
     
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    Any occupation where you work while having a glass of wine is my kind of occupation - Let's go to work, bitches!

    Sure, #iloveLA too if my entire LA experience consisted of: limo to helicopter to gulf stream to limo to 5-star hotel. I'm sure if hashtags were around in the 90's, we'd see alot of #iloveRiyadh and #iloveAbuDhabi.
     
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