Don't mess with a man's biscuit, dammit

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Georgia Man, 39, Arrested Following Sausage Biscuit Rage Incident At Waffle House
    Incensed that the price of sausage biscuits at Waffle House had increased by 50 cents, a Georgia man shattered the eatery’s door, according to cops who busted the [​IMG]diner Sunday morning.

    Police say that Mitchell Feinberg, 39, became upset when, upon being presented his check, he discovered that the price of biscuits had been raised to $1.50.

    After throwing his bill to the floor of the eatery in Brookhaven, an Atlanta suburb, Feinberg stormed out of the Waffle House. Cops allege that Feinberg punched the door as he exited, shattering the glass.

    Pictured below, Feinberg was subsequently tackled by officers outside Waffle House. He claimed to have “barely kicked the door” as he exited, adding that he “did not want to open the greasy door with his hand,” according to a police report.

    Feinberg was charged with felony damage to business property, along with criminal trespass and disorderly conduct, [​IMG]both misdemeanors. The Atlanta resident is being held in the DeKalb County jail in lieu of $2500 bond.

    Prior to getting locked up, Feinberg was treated at a local hospital for scratches on his leg and injuries to his thumb. It is unclear whether he was hurt by the cascading glass or the police takedown.

    In a Facebook post, the Brookhaven Police Department offered biscuit aficionados some advice: “When the Waffle House employee tells you the sausage biscuit is no longer $1 and the new price is $1.50 please refrain from punching the glass door open while storming out. Glass tends to shatter when met with such force and you will be swiftly taken into custody.”
     
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    #notablackmanthatfuckedupiswhatmatters
     
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    Waffle house? Biscuits? Out of control? I guessed wrong.
     
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    0.1% of your customers tends to ruin your desire to run a business.
     
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    He still looks hungry
     
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    I would've shot the place up.
     
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    fuckn loser only had a dollar
     
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    And no tip. Could he be Jewish? Just askin!
     
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    Because Jews love pork sausages? You sure you know what a Jew is?
     
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    Id hate to see him if he walked in and some 1 was banging his girl All that over a biscuit.
     
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    A man has to be passionate about something i guess.
     
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    Wonder if he responded "Thanks Obama!" When he kicked the door?
     
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