don't tell mom but can you lick my asshole...get me ready for ballet class tomorrow?"

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    "i'm glad mom married you."


    classic porn dialogue from "my stepdaughter tossed my salad 7"
     
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    I haven't made it thru #6 yet
     
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    i just realized that the dialogue i quoted could have been said in real life by schmoopy.
     
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    oh SNAP
     
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    for the record...7 is pretty balling.
     
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    Yeah 7 is pretty good. I just watched the new My Stepdaughter loves the brotha's and it sucks the actresses their using for these "daughter" roles nowadays. They should cast these older women in the MILF Orgy or cuckold marriage roles instead.
     
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    :pissed: how about a 'spoiler alert'



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    i've been disappointed in what passes for a milf nowadays. for me a milf got a be 35 or older, regardless.
     
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    omg it was the opening line!
     
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    Well I might as well not watch now


    Luke is Darth Vadar's son


    Payback is a bitch. :owned:
     
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    Holy shit, you know who I saw the other day in a daughter type role? Nina Hartley, you know her right. Fucking they had her walk in as the other daughter and observe the one daughter blowing this black guy. It was all kinda fucked up. It was just a clip of a new release coming out. She's more like the granmaw role now. Fuckin porn casters are doing it wrong.
     
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    :lol: nina hartley has to be 60-something years old now. i'd still f the s out a her, but she's no one's daughter at this point.

    link to clip?

    i love the "if you want to fuck my daughter you have to go through me first" videos. mother/daughter fuck an suck teams is hot. i saw desi and ellie foxxx vids like those an those are real.
     
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    Dinkus, how do you enjoy your porn? Websites? DVD?
     
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    nudevista and torrent site downloads.
     
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    I'd have to find it again, it was on one of those tube sites I was browsing around.

    Have you seen the newer My Teachers a Milf? This chick named India Summers and that whole series is mmmmmm.

    And Shine, no more spoilers, pinkie promise! :c
     
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    Don't you screw up your comp with viruses?
     
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    never have had a problem. maybe it's a macbook thing.
     
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    i just downloaded some vids with india summers!

    i'll search those porn clip sites for the nina hartley one.
     
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    You should check out PM ME FOR ADDRESS. When cheggit closed down alot of the uploaders went there and started. Their pretty tight on ratios but once your up, your good to go. They have free leeches on some of the bigger older torrents that don't have affect your ratio at all.

    That or if you ever come to Philly theres an old guy that runs a porn shop down the road that gets alot of the new ones. He lets me get some of them half price. We'll make a road trip out of it!:cheer:
     
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    holy shit...empornium is still open?! that use to be my goto torrent site but it shut down at one point. i'll check it oot right away. thanks bro!