Don't want to go to a child's birhtday party

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HowardsPrenup, Apr 13, 2013.

  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Give me some good excuses for not going please. It's a friends 2 year old, they won't know the difference
     
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    You feel a cold coming on...dont want to spread it to the precious kids
     
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    You're allergic to sticky people/
     
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    You got a bottle stuck in your ass and need to go to a doctor
     
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    You'd love to go, but you just remembered you've already committed to a fund raiser for wounded warriors
     
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    Your car wont start
     
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    You'd love to go but he judge said you can't be in the same room as children
     
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    food poisoning is a good go 2
     
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    Go.. It might be MILF city.. And when 2-year olds get loaded they get really horny.
     
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    You are really really drunk, and have rape on your mind.
     
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    "This sounds boring and I don't feel like wasting my Saturday."
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    why do you even have to give a reason? Just call and say, "thanks for the invite, sorry I won't be able to make it. Inviting grown-ups without kids to these kinds of parties is just silly.
     
  14. BrulesRules

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    you are too afraid to talk to all the possible MILFs that are in attendance.
     
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    You have to be at least 1,000 feet away from children at all times. That should work forever.
     
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    Explosive Diarrhea
     
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    Unless it's the wife that wants him to go with her. Much harder to lie then. If he is single, just say no.
     
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    Tell them you are afraid that you are a kid toucher.
     
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    You had a heart attack and died like Tha Kid
     
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    You'll be a little late if the NAMBLA meeting runs over....




    SRS, I hate that shit. I have some relatives who've insisted on pissing away hundreds of dollars, every year, on their kids' birthday parties. And these are people who don't need to spend that kind of money, especially on a 2 or 3 year old who will barely know what's going on, and forget it in a week anyway....