Don't want to go to a child's birhtday party

Give me some good excuses for not going please. It's a friends 2 year old, they won't know the difference

 

You feel a cold coming on...dont want to spread it to the precious kids

 

You're allergic to sticky people/

 

You got a bottle stuck in your ass and need to go to a doctor

 

You'd love to go, but you just remembered you've already committed to a fund raiser for wounded warriors

 

Your car wont start

 

You'd love to go but he judge said you can't be in the same room as children

 

food poisoning is a good go 2

 

Go.. It might be MILF city.. And when 2-year olds get loaded they get really horny.

 

You are really really drunk, and have rape on your mind.

 

"This sounds boring and I don't feel like wasting my Saturday."

 

why do you even have to give a reason? Just call and say, "thanks for the invite, sorry I won't be able to make it. Inviting grown-ups without kids to these kinds of parties is just silly.

 

you are too afraid to talk to all the possible MILFs that are in attendance.

 

You have to be at least 1,000 feet away from children at all times. That should work forever.

 

Explosive Diarrhea

 

Unless it's the wife that wants him to go with her. Much harder to lie then. If he is single, just say no.

 

Tell them you are afraid that you are a kid toucher.

 

You had a heart attack and died like Tha Kid

 

You'll be a little late if the NAMBLA meeting runs over....




SRS, I hate that shit. I have some relatives who've insisted on pissing away hundreds of dollars, every year, on their kids' birthday parties. And these are people who don't need to spend that kind of money, especially on a 2 or 3 year old who will barely know what's going on, and forget it in a week anyway....