Dont you hate it when

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  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Someone sneezes or coughs into their hand and then feel the need to greet you with a hand shake.:facepalm:


    It happens to me more than I like.



    I know :shit: thread, but I was just wondering if this type of shit happens to other people.
     
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    At least you know it's a shit thread.
     
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    eat cum
     
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    oh wait I didnt mean that
     
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    Okay :dontknow:
     
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    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    Sublux is one of the most vile posters I have ever seen and he is all Dont you hate it when people sneeze and shake your hand :jj:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I take pleasure in my vileness. I have had people wipe their nose with their fingers and do the same thing.
     
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    Not everybody washes their hands after a bathroom trip either. Ewwwwwe
     
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    Or brush their teeth after a bj. Be careful out there.
     
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    yea but at least you are unaware of that most of the time.
     
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    That would be insulting.
     
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    nothing sexier than a girl swallowing your load then proceed to the sink to spit it out along with a gag of revulsion
     
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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    I hear it can cause Erectile Dysfunction
     
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    If you are going to steal Hoochie's jokes at least try :dance:
     
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    I usually think Whataburger is one of the classier, cleaner, consistent fast food places. BUTT...one time I was in line at the counter in a somewhat :quote: urban :quote: area, and I observed one young lady who was making burgers in the back, cough into her hand, and then wipe her nose with the back of that hand, and then continue on with the food prepping......I was all :eek: :buhbye:
     
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    Wanna kiss?
     
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    :quote: urban areas :quote: = mud skippers
     
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    No
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    If someone coughs or wipes their nose with their hand then goes to shake mine I'll make a joke about it and refuse. Usually people don't realize they are doing it and if you call them on it they realize their mistake and understand. If they don't then they can fuck off.
     
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    Hmmmmph.