Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by noname2, Aug 7, 2014.
when people describe themselves as "foodies"?
Stern related because Howard does not eat food.
I don't hate it, it's just a lot of pressure when entertaining. You gotta hide your Kraft grated Parmesan cheese and Miller light.
I like to cook, more so now that I am gluten-free, but I'm tired of food snobs.
Howard related because he eats his scrambled eggs at Nobu.
It's worst than people who shop at "Bloomies!"
Hi, we are your new neighbors, just moved here from Brooklyn. We are Life Hacking Hipster Foodies and these are our kids Astrid and Ezmarelda.
No. I don't.
What a stupid, stupid word. Seriously, quit calling yourselves this. What does it even mean? You like food? No sh!t, dumbass. We all like food.
Knock it off.
I'm also an "airie" and a "waterie!"
And a Sex-y!
And the kids come with us to bars because we can't bear to go out drinking without having our precious spawn in tow....
Fuck Foodies.....I love food but my peppers don't have to be shishito, my meat doesn't have to come from Pat LaFrieda, and "fiddleheads" and "soft shell-crab" lightly sautéed are not must-haves in season....
I insist on gluten-free organic free-range heirloom almond milk in my fair trade artisanal latte.
It's fucking pretentious.
Uggg, I refuse to be a gluten-jerk. I do my research and figure out ahead of time what I can and cannot eat, I hate people who badger poor waiters and waitresses about the food.
There is always a salad on the menu.
Those hipster artifacts all have "summer" homes up here.
When the village wine shop where we buy our cases has wine tastings on Friday nights they clog the joint in droves.
Two weeks ago there was some guy in there who was about 4' 7" dressed in John Travolta "Saturday Night Fever" drag hogging the counter with his ampled-ass girlfriend.
I figured he was just released after serving a 30 year stretch at the Ossining Correctional Facility.
I hate the new trend of taking kids to bars. We live not too far from a tasting room for a local brewery, people bring their infants and small children all the time.
Yeah, what is with the parents getting sloshed with kids in tow these days? You know the kid is going to emulate that when he's about 13. "But you seemed so much happier when you did it!"
Ask for that at Popeye's Chicken.
Because who doesn't love nursing a buzz with an alcoholic temper-tantrum throwing infant in the bar?