dont you just wish

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by cygnus2112, Aug 30, 2013.

  1. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    That you could get on the air, call him out and then when he tries to insult you ask what your SAT score and IQ is you could tell him 1380 and 148 and you're a member of Mensa international? I would love to hear what he would say to me when I told him that. Unfortunately he dumped my call last time I was on the air. What do I do for a living? "Oh Howard, I have a BS in Biolology and was Pre-med at stony brook university, have an AS in Mortuary science and I am a funeral director for about 10 years". Click!
     
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    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    If you had him beat intellectually, he'd just move the competition to some other penis substitute category like "how much money do you have?" or "is your wife a model?" or "how many babes did you bang in college?"

    So unless your stats are "IQ = 65+", "$600m" "yes" and "1" then you won't have him beaten in all categories.
     
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  3. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    What's Biolology? the science of laughs for laughing matter in all its forms and phenomena? :dontknow:
     
  4. BeerCanThick

    BeerCanThick Well-Known Member

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    It is all just cock substitutes. Here's how you beat Howard Stern...

    "6+ inches and I don't wear a bag when I fuck."

    Howard's been compensating the last 30 years for being an ugly creep with a 5 inch dick. So long as you are even marginally good looking
    and bone stock standard in the pants, Howard thinks you have him "beat."
     
  5. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    In all honesty, the fact that he will die miserable and alone does enough for me. I have zero need to try and best him via phonecall. No matter how much money he has, he's still a bitter old cunt.
     
  6. cygnus2112

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    Well, She isn't a model, but looks like Mila Kunis. Matter of fact- last year at Foxwoods casino 3 people came up to us to ask her if she was. I make a very good living, own my home on Long Island, and my girlfriend has a real legitimate career as a nurse practitioner. We ain't millionaires but we aren't looking to be.
     
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    The fact is that if you're all or most of the following applies to you :
    you're under 50 years old,
    have a full head of hair,
    all your teeth,
    a dick longer than about 3 inches,
    a functioning brain and reasonable intellect,
    a decent working body,
    a comfortable financial lifestyle
    a happy or loving relationship with someone
    and no apparent signs of mental illness

    then Howard is probably already jealous of you.
     
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    racerx New Member

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    no

    no interest in calling. no interest in listening
     
  9. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    I'm at least one of those.
     
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    Keep trying Cygnus! do you have a copy of that call?
     
  11. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    Nah, it never made the air. He dumped it.
     
  12. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    If Howard became rich and famous with a low IQ and low SAT scores, He'd just laugh at you. To Howard how many marbles you have says where you rank in the world. Not if you are smart.