Douchebags at the SkyClub

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    Brethren!

    An observation for you all. I'm at the SkyClub and listening to peoples' conversations. Some guy had a boner about bearings in a motor. Another guy is talking all sorts of acronyms for venture capital (IRR, prefs, waterfall, asset, etc...). Another guy was like "well where did the 200k go, Steve?!"

    First world problems. Enjoying Delta's liquor and not making any phone calls of my own! Hah!
     
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    Howard related because they have Schhhhtarbucks coffee here.
     
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    dewwwsh - tracy millman
     
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    put em on.. I wanna call em faggots. :cowboy:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    1) find out their opinion of HS
    2) invite 'em to DS
     
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    You should get on your phone and start bitching about the all of the leftover copies of the Yoda books have at your bookstore that you can't get rid of and talk about how Wiggy fucked you over.
     
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    Fucks a skyclub?
     
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    Too late already on next flight. Tried to get bumped so I could enjoy more liquor but now I'm on a plane with a crying kid two rows ahead. Ffffffffuck!
     
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    There is nothing more douchey than the overly braggy Skyclub/Admiral's Club phone call.

    In the good ol days, they had 4 little glass booths with phones and you had to sit in there and make your call so you wouldn't bug the rest of us. Now everyone just gabs on their phones constantly. At the club in LAX they have a "cell free section" but people still come in there and yap. Makes me nuts.
     
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    Losers don't have private plane access.
     
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    When I worked as a retail grunt in a bookstore at DFW.. that was the number one thing that would drive me nuts: People roaming around talking and talking on those damn phones. So fucking rude.
     
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    "What kind of loser flies commercial, am I right Robin. Robin?"
     
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    I remember the first time I used one of those clubs, it was like walking into Oz from the black and white Kansas
     
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    Ball bearings sound less douchy than the other stuff.
     
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    US domestic lounges are laughably shitty. The regular terminal waiting area is so shit that having access to something resembling the cafeteria at a high school is now considered exclusive.

    The only one I've ever been in that was actually awesome was the Concorde Room at LHR. It's great walking in... handing them your bags... making an appointment for a shower and massage, then going and ordering your dinner (you can order whatever you want and they will make it for you!) along with whatever liquor your want. I guzzled a whole bottle of Grand Siecle last time, and a couple of Tiger beers. Made the next leg pretty awesome.
     
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    Dop zhelf ligger?
     
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    Thinking of doing the DeltaOne thing next time I go from LAX as a little treat to myself.
     
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    Middle shelf. The self-serve bars are the best. Guzzle that shit down, Reggie!!!!