"Dr." Emil Chynn???

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  1. Divorce Chicken

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    WTF??

    My Encounter With the Creepy Craigslist Doctor


    "...Gawker linked to the best Craigslist ad ever , posted by a Dr. Emil Chynn , a surgical ophthalmologist whose Web site proudly proclaims that he is "the only laser surgeon in NYC who is a [Mensa] Certified Genius." Dr. Chynn has an empty studio in his office building on Park Avenue, and he’ll let his personal assistant live there for free if she (has to be a she) is willing to walk on his back for an hour a day, troll match.com to find him a girlfriend, and stock his office fridge with all her leftover food. Plus, if he marries the woman she helps him find, his immigrant parents will pay the assistant $10,000 in cash.


    As Gawker acknowledges, this isn’t the first time that Dr. Chynn has offered up an unconventional living situation on Craiglist. They don’t know this: Back in the spring of 2005, when I was doing a book-publishing internship and looking for summer housing, I responded to a Craigslist ad offering an insane deal on an entire floor of a townhouse in the West Village . The guy wrote back and said that before we could talk about the particulars, I had to send him a picture of myself. Alarm bells definitely went off, but I had already emotionally invested a little too hard in my fantasy West Village apartment and I wasn’t quite willing to let the dream die. I sent him a picture of myself standing in front of the Ljubljanica River in Slovenia, one that I thought made me look worldly, mature, and chaste. I got a response quickly, an enthusiastic e-mail explaining that the heavily subsidized rent would be in return for cooking, cleaning, and other unspecified favors. He never asked for sex outright, but the insinuation, I felt, was there. Shamed to have nearly fallen prey to a Craigslist creep, I never responded, and went on to spend the summer sleeping on a futon in the living room of a one-bedroom apartment in Kip’s Bay. I did, however, Google the guy’s e-mail address and was somewhat surprised to discover that he was a prominent eye doctor."


    http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_facto...epy_craigslist_doctor_about_an_apartment.html
     
  2. Murphy

    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    Howard will promote ANYTHING for free stuff! :yay:
    :oy2:
     
  3. ShutupMoron

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    Chynn probably paid a advert fee to Wiggy to appear on THSS.
     
  4. smichal

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    nice find.
    guy sounds like a real creep
     
  5. tv910

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    Listening to the interview now, it's going nowhere and should have been cut off after 5 minutes (or better still, never booked in the first place).
     
  6. ScottBaiosPenis

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    i agree with the caller this guy is wack pack material howard just needed to dig a bit deeper, he seems like a major creep. probably has the bodies of a few former "peronsal assistants" in his basement
     
  7. FCCstandards

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    What the fuck was that? Will on Wrap Up said he was great during the pre interview :facepalm:
     
  8. Divorce Chicken

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    There's some sort of "trade" or advertising package involved with this fiasco.
     
  9. tv910

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    What's going on with the collection of nobodies they've recently had on the show? It's almost like they're trying to copy Jay Thomas by booking random people who did something remotely newsworthy, except that Jay (unlike Howard) knows how to make an interview interesting and cut it off when it's going nowhere.
     
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    Has to be.
     
  11. tHISisKiSSeL

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    beth's former landlord?
     
  12. Quite Frankly

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    The 48-Year-Old Virgin...

    Guy's a fucking successful doctor in NYC and he's trying to lure young chicks into living in his fancy digs, albeit with a "certain favors" clause....

    His Asian parents must be freaking out about him not being married/they're shrugging their shoulders.
     
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    :derp: My prediction is that Beth will have round eyes by christmas!
     
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    if you can find that tie you can get Howard in some actual trouble. Watch Beth's eyes for a change :whistle:
     
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    This guy was Dry Oatmeal to the ears.
     
  16. Buffalo Balls

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    I thought this guy sounded like a slightly more together ass napkin