Dr Howard vs Hanzi 10-02-13 (audio)

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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Dump near the end!
    Someone ask Hanzi what got dumped....:coffee:
    [video=youtube;aKt5D9ND3Gk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKt5D9ND3Gk[/video]
     
  2. HorseVsPelican

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    He said it's a wig and that was the end of the call.
     
  3. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Hanzi and Elegant Elliot should have a show
     
  4. Nemo

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    a dump at 5:17 mark of the call!
    uck you I have rock star hair....:secret:
     
  5. Halloween

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    I see Fred is still using his trademark "HUH?!"
     
  6. Snotty

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    Holy shit......Hanzi reminds me of Wo-Fat on the original Hawaii Five-0.......
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  7. Quite Frankly

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    Yup, it's the braindead company man's "What just happened? I was doodling"
     
  8. Wigward Hairhat

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    Maybe it's a common thing for Stern but anytime I've ever heard Howard accused out of the blue of wearing a wig (or its implied by someone) he seems to completely drop out of his flow and we suddenly start hearing more dead air a lot of "uuuuhs" and "aaahs".

    For instance, he does the exact same thing in that clip about saving the drowning dog when Artie makes a joke about his hair.

    Very telling imho.
     
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  9. MatthewRosa

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    Did anyone contact Hanzi and figure out what was dumped?
     
  10. IlluminatiJones

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    I think it actually might have been Hanzi accurately calling Howard out about his rabid anti-Muslim rants post-9/11 that initially threw him, and the dump out revolved around something in that vein; Hanzi wasn't even thinking "wig" until Howard brought up his "rock-star hair" :rolleyes:

    Maybe Howard was reeling from whatever was dumped, and couldn't think fast enough of his feet to dump the wig shot, too.

    :dontknow:

    Either way, Hanzi definitely knocked the wind out of Howard's sails, and he hung up on Hanzi at the most interesting point in the conversation.

    tie game, bottom of the ninth, runner on 3rd, 2 outs, full count............let's see what's on Lifetime.

    In a sea of worsts, Howard's complete inability to mix it up with real callers anybody anymore is near the top of the list.

    If you step back and think about it, it's kind of shocking: fucking Hanzi got the best of him.

    :facepalm:

    And he's gonna try to dance with Seinfeld today?!?

    :surprised:

    :facepalm:

    :munch:
     
  11. EmperorsNewCaps

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    As someone who listened to Stern since the age of 7, I gotta say he's used his (not Tom's on FM) dump button constantly on satellite. I never heard him use it other than for a cursing caller back on FM.
     
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    Eh, it's only shocking if you spent your formative years with the show believing Jackie just sat there picking his ass while hook-nose pumped out comedic gold from his brilliant mind five hours a day.
     
  13. MobyDick

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    I'm glad more people are noticing this. When I was listening to the show (stopped back in Feb/March), it used to bug the shit out of me, and the reaction is always off-time to whatever is going on, like he's listening to a delay or something.
     
  14. Beer Chugger

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    WTF is in the water in Canada? Hanzi, Ryan Lever- it's a melting pot of insanity.
     
  15. cah155

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    That and his "hmmm". So fucking annoying