Drama Queen Swimmer Panics At The Mere Sight Of Nice Manatee Yet Never Drops Her Selfie Stick.....

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  1. teehee

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    Florida swimmer panics at mere sight of friendly manatee (VIDEO)




    She wasn’t screaming "shark," but this swimmer was just as scared of a manatee that surprised her during a swim.
    Oh, the huge manatee!

    It’s likely the friendly sea cow spotted in a viral video was more scared of this melodramatic girl than she was of it.

    The video depicts Caroline Winch swimming somewhere in the warm waters of Florida when she’s spooked by the completely harmless endangered creature.

    Her worst fear? The mysterious aquatic animal cruising just below the water’s surface may have been a close relative to sharks.

    “It was like very large, I was thinking it had teeth,” Winch told Inside Edition. “I was starting to think it’s a shark’s cousin, it could hurt me, I could die out here, my mom would not see me again, I was very nervous.”

    Between spurts of Winch spewing panicked profanities, the video shows her dog paddling to the safety of her mocking friends and their boat without ever letting go of a selfie stick.

    Her camera captured the close encounter shared to YouTube this week and then garnering more than 4.5 million views.

    The video, however, fails to say when or where the footage was captured.

    Attempts by the Daily News to reach Winch were not immediately returned.
     
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    Please tell me it ended because she drowned, and all they could find was the selfie-stick and camera.
     
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    At least she didn't have sex with a dolphin.
     
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    If I had a nickel for every time I heard, "Aaaagh! Look at that! Look at it! Oh my God!!!! I'm going to touch it...it's huge!"
     
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    The poor manatee must have been freaking out catching sight of her..
     
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    I wish it was a great white.
     
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    too soon? :dontknow:
     
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    If only that manatee had hands, it could have grabbed that selfie stick and beaten her to death with it.
     
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    We're not talking about zits now, are we? :coffee:
     
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    She's an ass and an embarrassment to the rest of the human race: Manatees are the gentlest creatures I've ever encountered. aggression simply isn't in their capabilities.

    It used to be a federal crime to even interact with them in the wild. They are a protected species. She should have left the water.
     
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    It always shocks me when people have the option to show their stupidity to others and they select, "Show all."

    She recorded that on HER camera.
     
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    Is it just me, or did she appear topless? :nutz:
     
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    Robin's aquatic sistah from another mistah?
     
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    Too easy but had to out of sheer silliness:
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    Credit @SomerSky
     
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    Fake and gay. :grad:
     
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    Innocent.

    I have to admit: if I was In the ocean and some huge sea creature was coming up to me, I wouldn't be to comfortable,
     
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    "shark's cousin"

    Ignorant, repulsive, self absorbed garbage.....Uhhhhg
     
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    gimme a break. manatees are cows. they don't even have teeth.

    well they have teeth but they are more like a flat hard area for mashing veggies.
     
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