DrDestouches 1,000th post extravaganza

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  1. DrDestouches

    DrDestouches Well-Known Member

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    Come one, come all and join me in rapturous congress as we celebrate my 1,000th post.

    After many years of ceaseless never ending striving towards an often seemingly unobtainable goal I have finally reached the mountain top.

    Even after many set backs and struggles, such as when @dawg removed my one true contribution to the forum by summarily removing my Pretty Ghost thread, I pressed on regardless. Knowing the sweet reward that would be mine to claim at the end of my struggle;

    Entry into those hallowed halls of Olympia, a denizen of those secret corridors and high places where elite posters are wont to be found, feasting with my now fellow demi-gods and goddesses as we look down upon the unwashed masses of newbie posters and their emasculated post counts.

    Mein Kampf is over, I have arrived.

    VENI VIDI VICI

    *Howard related...because the Bar is dark and full of terrors...

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    :dance:
     
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    1000 and not a supporter?

    negged and reported
     
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    DrDestouches Well-Known Member

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    I was once a supporter...

    Better to have gived and lost than never have given at all
     
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    Very Judge Holden esque.
     
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    DrDestouches Well-Known Member

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    Thank you, but I don't kill children.
     
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    I declare today is DrDestouches day
     
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    i feel the same way about VD
     
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    Born upon the green tidings of spring
     
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    I've got a huge raging boner right now!
     
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    They have cures for that now, you needn't struggle in silence
     
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    and give up fire coming out of my pee hole??

    you must be mad
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    This is a thing now?
    Patting ourselves on the back for making posts on a message board?
    Ok, so in my most sarcastic tone, "congratulations, I hope you experience many other accomplishments in your life" :thumbup2:
     
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    i didn't pee on the lid this time .... fyi
     
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    It was either this, or post selfies with kittens.
     
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    Dr destouchery brought some pomp and circumstance to this affair.

    His missives will always be welcome here
     
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    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/joke

    : something said or done to cause laughter

    : a brief story with a surprising and funny ending

    : someone or something that is not worth taking seriously


    I would have thought a cursory glance at my join date and post count would make that clear ;)
     
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    destouchery+aplomb
     
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    :wigtip:
     
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    have a good day sir
     
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    Oh really

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