Stern Show Dream Comes True For Howard Today, A Finger In The Ass

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  1. NeverHoward

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    -- Wednesday, August 24, 2016 --
    • Howard's Prostate Exam. 08/24/16. 7:00am
      Show opening bits and songs included: A Baba Booey song parody, a phony phone call the guys made to a Chinese restaurant using clips of Robin speaking Klingon, a song parody about Sal Governale being a turtle, Don Henley performing ''The Boys of Summer'' in the Howard Stern Show studio.
      Howard started the show talking about how Benjy loves him so much. He said Fred told him he was staring at him with love. Fred said it was like a guy looking at Margot Robbie. Howard said it's Margot Robbie in a good outfit. Howard asked if she plays Harley Quinn in that movie Suicide Squad. Benjy said that might be why she's dressing the way she has been lately. Howard said she should get used to guys looking at her because it's not going to last forever. Howard said she should enjoy her beauty.

      Howard said he passed gas to see if Benjy would hear it. He heard it even though he had his headphones on. Benjy said it was a very smelly one too.

      Howard said he makes his doody once a day before or after dinner. He said it goes down around 4 or 4:30. He said it's a whole big thing. He said today he has to go to the doctor for his physical and he has to get the finger up his ass. He wanted to empty out this morning. Howard said if you feel like something is coming on later it's a weird thing. Howard said he's trying to figure out what to do. He said he will have his yogurt and his lunch. He said he doesn't want to push though. He said he's got baby wipes with him just in case. He said he's like a chick getting ready for anal. He said he's all uptight about the finger in his ass. He said he's not sure how gay dudes take a cock in their ass. He doesn't know how they do it.

      Howard said he went to the skin doctor and he removed that thing he had on his face. He said it was wart like and he sent it out to get it checked. He said it might not even be enough to get it tested.

      Howard said he doesn't want the finger in his ass. Robin said he spends more time thinking about it than the length of the examination. Howard told himself not to think about the finger in his ass. He asked who cares if there's a finger in there. He said it could be a fist or a cock. He asked how he knows it's not a cock. He said he's so filled with dread every day. He said today it's worse.

      Howard said toward the end of his day he gets a finger in his ass. He said he might even have a half a doody in there so he can be more embarrassed about everything. Howard told himself not to think about the finger in his ass. He told himself to just pretend it's Fred's finger.

      Howard said Robin took a whole cock in her ass and it wasn't so bad the first time. Robin said it was a shock. Howard asked how she got through it. Robin said it was pleasurable. Robin said she wouldn't ask for it. Fred asked if it was all at once. Howard said in her book she described it. She had it at a hotel. Howard said she was so turned on that he went right in. Robin said it was like any love making. Howard asked if he went balls deep. Robin laughed. Robin said she thinks the whole thing was in there. Howard asked if his balls were slapping against her. Howard said it's not the balls, it's the groin. Robin said that is a funny image.

      Howard said that's a big cock. He said she took it like a champ. Robin said she wants Howard to do the same. Howard said it's not fun getting that done. He asked Robin what she did when that guy left. Robin said she didn't know the guy but one night she was at home and something kept hitting her window. Howard said it was his cock. Robin said she saw him standing under a lamp light saying he thought he had dreamt her. Howard said she let that douche bag put his dick in her ass. Robin said they exchanged numbers and eventually went out again. Howard asked how he found her window. Robin said he stood outside after he left and he figured out which window was her's. She said they had sex again after that but it was vaginally. Howard said it's weird if the guy sticks it in your ass first. Robin said remember Frank Gifford. Howard said he's a little side tracked with that. He played a song parody about Robin getting it up the ass.

      Howard said he's going to sing that during his exam. Robin said now he has something to think about. Howard said he dreads it every year. He said he feels like he just gave this rap to her a week ago. Robin said she understands. Howard said he just wants to move on and get it off his mind. Robin said she has no sympathy for him. Robin said after she read her operation report she never wants to see those people again. Robin said they know more about her than she knows about herself. Robin said they had to keep moving her around so god knows where they were. Howard asked if they showed up at her window throwing rocks. Robin said thank god no.

      Howard said he dreads something in his ass. He said what kills him is when they did Prostate Karaoke the other day the guys weren't that rocked by it. Howard said Ronnie heard a finger is better than the probe. Howard said Ronnie was told the finger is better because they can feel for lumps that the probe can't see. Robin said maybe he should have both. Howard said he's not sure what he dreads more, talking to Benjy or the finger up his ass.

      Howard said someone was saying that some celebrities get together for their prostate exams. Gary said it was Steve Martin, Tom Hanks and Martin Short. Howard said that's disgusting. He said they don't do it at the same time of course.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I can't fucking wait to get In N Out again


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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Mmmmmmmmmmm


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    You're slipping, it took two minutes before you started derailing this thread.
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    This is the best season of AGT yet, Robin
     
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    BEST THREAD TITLE EVER!!!!
    :lmao:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Summary please.
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    What was your previous name here? Were you one of the people exiled on another board recently?
     
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    Meanwhile, the only thing that bothers Wig about having the doc's finger up his ass is the doc won't kiss him first like Ralph does...
     
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    Moooooon riverrrrrr.....phew, thank you doc, you ever serve time?

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    Howard has acknowledged that he has an enlarged prostate. "Slightly enlarged" is the term he used. He has also admitted to having to urinate often and "dribbles". Prostates don't get smaller without medication or surgery. So Howchie is getting closer to surgery or getting a catheter. Just imagine Howards face when he gets the silicone snake up the pee hole.:haha:
     
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    Howard got a finger up his ass under the guise of a prostate exam.

    He blew a pathetically small load shortly thereafter.
     
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