Dream weirdness

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  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Last night I dreamed I was playing Arnold Palmer in pool. We were in a firehouse. He wanted to talk to me about a new line of ping pong paddles he had invented that were one tenth the weight of traditional paddles. In the dream he corrected me for calling it ping pong and insisted I call it table tennis.

    He also showed me some trick shots a pool but I was a better breaker than him


    Please explain this dreams meaning and don't make a mockery of this
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Shut that Reggie baby up
     
  3. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Thats not helpful at all
     
  4. The Snork

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    Hmm, a dream about Arnold PALMer with BALLS, PADDLES, CORRECTION, in a fire house (with all those HOSES no doubt) and him teaching you tricks.

    Man there's a pattern there I just can't grasp it.
     
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    Fuck yo dream, nigga.
     
  6. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I don't like where this is going already
     
  7. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Your avatar is disturbing.
     
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    :bigthink
     
  9. The Snork

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    Okay, but seriously. You are everything in your dream. Every item, person, place etc is a reflection of yourself. So try telling us the dream from Arnold Palmer's point of view.

    ie "I'm Arnold Palmer. I'm in a firehouse ..." etc.
     
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    i had a dream with Katy Perry in it last night
     
  11. Estocada

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    I don't understand any of it. I barely know who Arnold Palmer is. I know him more from the lemonade than golf
     
  12. Dream Theater

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    :spit:
     
  13. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I know, apparently I'm gay and never knew it. I'll have to find all the rest areas near my house and start hanging out.
     
  14. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I'm not kidding when I say this, but this is a textbook homosexual fantasy dream. You basically want to bang dudes.