Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gilaet, Aug 31, 2014.
I just ate like 15 fresh blackberries.
Just got home from a bar shift. My ass is beat. Having a vodka.
Boy that's really amazing.
Pics of beaten ass or it didn't happen.
Well my ass isn't literally beaten. Mostly my hips and my back. I was already sore from my trip. Then I worked a long day at the shop, followed by a long busy night at the bar. BUT I made dat cheddah!
Let's make snow angels.
gilaet passed out
That'd be fun right about now.
...tonight I had to cut two people off, at two separate times. BOTH of whom then did burnouts in our parking lot in protest. Then a chick somehow made a glass explode into more shards than I've ever seen. Then a dude put another dude on his shoulders and I was afraid the top guy was going to get hit in the face by the ceiling fan. Then a fat woman in her 60s announced she wasn't wearing panties.
Jesus Christ. You work at the circus.
I'm watching Hell On Wheels.
There were a couple bands. It was a busy night.
Kinda crazy at my shop, too. Not only was it a busy day, but I returned home from my trip to find my ink bottles glued to the shelf I keep them on. As well as numerous stickers placed/penises drawn on my personal effects.