Drinking and landscaping...lol

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  1. BaddFunn

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    The Roselle police report may not have captured all the color of the incident. It did, however, get to the heart of it.

    "Stopped for driving with a large tree embedded in the front grille," the report reads.

    Photos taken by officers in January of the 2004 Lincoln with its arboreal accessory have gone viral since the images were posted on the Roselle Police Department's new Facebook page last week.

    The tree was estimated to be about 15 feet tall.


    "We didn't stand there and measure it, but it was a big tree," Roselle Deputy Chief Roman Tarchala said Monday

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/subur...tree-wedged-in-grill-0308-20160307-story.html

     
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    That's cool they should have left it
     
  3. J Hi

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    I can't grasp how in heavens she was able to just plunk it out of the ground so perfectly.
     
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    That tree was weak and faggit.
     
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    Shit. Slippy did this two or three times.
     
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    They've been showing this story on our local news since last night. :jj:
    It's definitely no Treebeard! :fil:
     
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    It may have grown there
     
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    Yeah, what a shallow rooted pussy that thing is
     
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    TREEBEARD LIVES!!!!
     
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    It's a clean break, I don't get it.
     
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    :itok: :itok2:
     
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    And why is it yellow at the bottom? This tree is quite baffling.
     
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    Maybe it just got planted?
     
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    @shitty has done this :grad:
     
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    is this the new gardening thread?
     
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    Dont forget the bar fights in between :grad:
     
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    shitty hit a house, not a tree :grad:
     
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    Hedges and a fence
     
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    My nigga :beer:
     
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    My wife fucked everything up