Drinking and landscaping...lol

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by BaddFunn, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

    Reputations:
    99,643
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    33,715
    Likes Received:
    14,667
    [​IMG]

    The Roselle police report may not have captured all the color of the incident. It did, however, get to the heart of it.

    "Stopped for driving with a large tree embedded in the front grille," the report reads.

    Photos taken by officers in January of the 2004 Lincoln with its arboreal accessory have gone viral since the images were posted on the Roselle Police Department's new Facebook page last week.

    The tree was estimated to be about 15 feet tall.


    "We didn't stand there and measure it, but it was a big tree," Roselle Deputy Chief Roman Tarchala said Monday

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/subur...tree-wedged-in-grill-0308-20160307-story.html

     
  2. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

    Reputations:
    386,349
    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2012
    Messages:
    50,166
    Likes Received:
    43,402
    That's cool they should have left it
     
  3. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    221,035
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    40,719
    Likes Received:
    26,917
    I can't grasp how in heavens she was able to just plunk it out of the ground so perfectly.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew and Mr Sinister like this.
  4. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    221,035
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    40,719
    Likes Received:
    26,917
    That tree was weak and faggit.
     
  5. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

    Reputations:
    96,911
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    25,899
    Likes Received:
    10,411
    Shit. Slippy did this two or three times.
     
  6. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    731,157
    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2013
    Messages:
    25,513
    Likes Received:
    61,295
    They've been showing this story on our local news since last night. :jj:
    It's definitely no Treebeard! :fil:
     
    babybear and J Hi like this.
  7. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

    Reputations:
    386,349
    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2012
    Messages:
    50,166
    Likes Received:
    43,402

    It may have grown there
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew and J Hi like this.
  8. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    250,107
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    34,121
    Likes Received:
    25,465
    Yeah, what a shallow rooted pussy that thing is
     
    Mr Sinister, IfTheyOnlyKnew and J Hi like this.
  9. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    221,035
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    40,719
    Likes Received:
    26,917
    TREEBEARD LIVES!!!!
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  10. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    221,035
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    40,719
    Likes Received:
    26,917
    It's a clean break, I don't get it.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  11. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    731,157
    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2013
    Messages:
    25,513
    Likes Received:
    61,295
    :itok: :itok2:
     
    J Hi likes this.
  12. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    221,035
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    40,719
    Likes Received:
    26,917
    And why is it yellow at the bottom? This tree is quite baffling.
     
    babybear likes this.
  13. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    125,453
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    65,249
    Likes Received:
    19,644
    Maybe it just got planted?
     
    babybear and J Hi like this.
  14. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

    Reputations:
    25,012
    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2014
    Messages:
    7,455
    Likes Received:
    4,458
    @shitty has done this :grad:
     
    HaroldJackson likes this.
  15. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

    Reputations:
    374,606
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    137,295
    Likes Received:
    64,046
    is this the new gardening thread?
     
  16. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy

    Reputations:
    172,548
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    33,159
    Likes Received:
    18,344
    Dont forget the bar fights in between :grad:
     
  17. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy

    Reputations:
    172,548
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    33,159
    Likes Received:
    18,344
    shitty hit a house, not a tree :grad:
     
  18. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    238,070
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,183
    Likes Received:
    45,099

    Hedges and a fence
     
  19. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy

    Reputations:
    172,548
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    33,159
    Likes Received:
    18,344
    My nigga :beer:
     
  20. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    238,070
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,183
    Likes Received:
    45,099

    My wife fucked everything up