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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Biff DiBiase, Oct 31, 2015.

  1. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    I am the drunken Ann Landers. You have me for an hour. Howard related because I am "high" on alcohol. I am also cranking a little Jim Croce.
     
  2. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    You are the mani will break kayfabe in a Eddie thread
     
  3. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    I can't figure out what my gf is supposed to be for Halloween. It's either a gypsy or a genie. She told me but I was only half listening. Should I ask or keep it to myself?
     
  4. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Kick the cunt to the curb. I hate her guts. She's trouble, dude.
     
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  5. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    Fair enough.
     
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  6. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    I am 35 with a kid divorced once.
     
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  7. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    You got rid of the wife, now get rid of the kid, dope!
     
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  8. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    What? No.
     
  9. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    If you had to take your chances with one, would you rather go up against Bad Bad Leroy Brown or Big Jim Walker?
     
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  10. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Croce is about over; I should probably move on to classic Van Halen.
     
  11. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    Ok Ed here's another. @zombiebutt is secretly in love with me but she has red hair. How do I tell her I won't have dirty @wife is a whore type sex with her until she dyes it black without hurting her feelings?
     
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    Zelda Legit Boss

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    Post a pic, but crop her face.
     
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  13. Zelda

    Zelda Legit Boss

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    Omg. Seriously dude?
     
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    ljc fish sucks on the stick POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Kid with the new bicth 12 years with the old bicth caught here cheating than my dad dog and my car died lost everything in 13 back
     
  15. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    BBLB.. he was a pussy
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Who me?
     
  17. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    I don't even know where to begin with that.
     
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  18. Mike Huntslooce

    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    No fucking way man - I love brunettes / black hair, but I would never ask a red head to die it.
     
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  19. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    You weren't supposed to see that.
     
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  20. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    I have issues Mike.
     
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