Driver charged with DWI after crashing truck while drunken, having naked sex

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  1. The Cocksman

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    [h=4]Handout[/h][h=4] Luis Briones of New Mexico charged with DWI, reckless driving and evading police.
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    A man driving drunk crashed while having sex with his female passenger, cops say.
    Luis Briones, 25, was found by police near Albuquerque, New Mexico, after the accident on Monday.

    He was hiding behind a cactus off the road — wearing one shoe, and undershorts that were on inside-out.
    The unidentified woman was ejected from the Ford Explorer and was found naked with cuts to her face and head.

    She was taken to a local hospital by police.
    Authorities say Briones tried to drive off but a passer-by took the keys from the Explorer's ignition. The suspect is being held on charges of aggravated DWI, reckless driving and evading police.
     
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    "The unidentified whore was ejected from the Ford Explorer and was found naked with cuts to her face and head. The drivers dick was not injured"
     
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    They couldn't just pull over and fuck like normal people?
     
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    Evidentally she wasn't blowing him or his dick would have been bitten off.