WTF Driving / tailgaters

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  1. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit Gold

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    I was heading home, oh, surprise, another red light. And I see a pedestrian crossing the street, so I stop before the limit line and wait. Some little asshole teenager (I live near a high school) takes that action as a personal affront and is glued to my rear bumper after the light changes. I slow down a bit, expecting to get their attention. No dice. I slow down more. They follow even more closely, possibly trying to draft me like racecars draft one another. I just about stop and am now screaming at the driver in my rear view mirror and looking forward to meeting them in person to exchange pleasantries. They pull over to my left and pass me, leaving a tiny yet indignant cloud of dust.

    WTF? Why don't people fucking drive as if they weren't insane? You STOP FOR PEDESTRIANS, for one thing. And if somebody is slowing down in front of you since you're glued to their bumper... can you not take delivery of the clue?

    SHEESH(tm)
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I bet it was a Syrian refugee.
     
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    It's because......
     
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    i didnt read OPs post because it is probably lame
     
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    Next time slam on your brakes. If they hit you, its their fault. If not, they'll get the clue.


    I've done this several times but, I really don't want to deal with accident bullshit so, I hit the brakes hard but, just for a split second and hit the gas again. They usually get it.
     
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    Probably a Zionist plot against you.
     
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    Wrong... I've got a dash cam. If you fuck around and deliberately cause a collision, you are on the hook.
     
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    I have a stick shift, so I like to surprise assholes like that with a downshift.
     
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    I'm 23 years old and a man and whenever someone passes me at a high rate of speed I imediately take it as a direct challenge and try to race them. Maybe it has to do with being young.
     
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  12. x76

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    I wish I had some device that would belch out a cloud of oily black smoke from the tailpipe...
     
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    If you fuck around and drive like a fuckin faggit and a squirrel just happens to jump out in the road in front of me, well, I can't help it. I was trying to avoid the innocent little squirrel your honor and this asshole slammed into me not paying attention, probably on his phone or some shit.:D
     
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    This is why you get a car that can hit 60mph in under 5 seconds. Humiliate them by hitting the gas. They don't feel so aggressive when they floor it to catch up and are still 1/4 mile behind you in mom's Camry.
     
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    Good luck with that.
     
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