~Dropping Loads~**The OFFICIAL Saloon Flight for Distance Game** ~Dropping Loads~

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Doug Masters, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. Doug Masters

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    Due to my advancing age I have grown a little concerned about the way certain things work in relation to my body...

    One of the things that concerns me is the distance I am able to shoot my load

    With age I know things are suppose to disappear like for example, hair, muscle mass and cock size and the distance your load travels..

    This morning I decided to test things out and see where I was at in the load department...

    I loaded up my fave pr0n vid and in 30 seconds was done...

    I grabbed a tape measure and to my surprise I got 3'8" in distance..

    Not bad I think for an old fart like me..

    Anyways, I wanted to turn this into a contest to see who was more of a man than the other person...

    There is no prize other than having bragging rights..

    Are you up to the challenge?

    Are you ready to man the fuck up?

    Guys of the Saloon, show these bitches what you're made of and take the challenge...


    I did :c
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I once accidentally shot my first rope onto my face. Is that gay?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :echick:as well
     
  6. Doug Masters

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    :lol:




    yes
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    :facepalm:
     
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    My knuckles are krusty
     
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    If I stop for a week or so I bet I could beat that but not happening bro

    Me likee poosie too much :D
     
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    Say what motherfucker ?
     
  14. Doug Masters

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    I know I'm not the only one faps here cmon brahs :mad:


    I will bump this thread daily...hopefully we get some participants
     
  15. Doug Masters

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    who says you have to stop fucking to participate :mad:
     
  16. Doug Masters

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    pk wants pics btw :c
     
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    Anybody in the Tank Top Crew here?