Dropping off dissolution paperwork today!

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  1. Lemmy

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    I have all of the financial paperwork and the retainer ready to go. Filed by early next week and divorced by '14 !!!!

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  2. sstressed

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    good luck.

    freedom is near!
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Give me her number so I can call her and make farting noises and hang up
     
  4. Johnnykstaint

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    :pparty: Congrats!
     
  5. Reggae Mistress

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    Lemmy cock pictures on the 15th :pray:
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    But you seemed to love being married like a month ago and now you're going "woot." Now you're like, "I can't wait to be free." I don't get it.
     
  7. Johnnykstaint

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    Dont get it? That was a MONTH ago!!!!! Jesus...
     
  8. Lemmy

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    What's to get? I was "all in", a faithful, loving and attentive husband. Then she told me it was over with no interest in fixing things and hasn't shown a bit of emotion or regret after 18 years and many sacrifices. I'm supposed to hold on to that and be mopey? Fuck that. It's the past.

    I'm pursuing a very sweet lady that seems to appreciate my attention and award winning personality. If my house sells for near what my realtor expects it to I'll pocket enough to, basically, eliminate my debt and furnish a down payment for a few acres for me and Jacky with a large garage/attached house included. Doesn't sound like a reason to not be happy to me.

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    Welcome to the first day of the end of your life. :cheer:
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I'm a moper. I'm into mopery.
     
  11. DarkFriday

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    [video=youtube;lLCEUpIg8rE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLCEUpIg8rE[/video]
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    [video=youtube;liCpN_VzpSA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liCpN_VzpSA[/video]
     
  13. Lemmy

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    That's too bad. :sad:

    I just never have been. Whatever happens I just deal with it and then move on.
     
  14. DarkFriday

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    :cheer2: Good for you, Lemmy.
     
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    Lemmy! :beer:
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I would be really annoyed if I said I wasn't interested in being married anymore and my husband just sat there like a corpse and didn't react. I enjoy getting a reaction out of people. It really gives me a thrill.
     
  18. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    good luck friend,i don't blame ya,i would do the same thing.
     
  19. fletchman71

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    Was there a boon involved? I am only asking for Baltimore Mike; I have no interest in the answer.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I envision a War of the Roses scenario for me.