Drug Dealer Just Texted Me

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  1. blairg

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    Was all "where you at". For some reason I thought it was bobtraws number and I was all "I'm online beautiful". I gonna get shot :worried:
     
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    Lol u fucked up
     
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    yeah this one guy does the same to me if i dont see him for a month. the others usually wait 3-4 months before they get antsy.

    its tough to please everyone, especially on a tight budget.
     
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    You owe money?
     
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    no no I don't owe money, he just wanted to come here to bag some shit out, he's not the kinda guy you wanna call "beautiful" though.
     
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    U gonna get raped
     
  8. blairg

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    he's a real homophobe
     
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    so what do you get off the jabroni :buffet:
     
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    He must be terrified around you. :c
     
  11. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    I'm glad you have nice friends. he seems like a lovely boy.
     
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    If I was your drug dealer, I'm calling someone to kill you right now, because I would now assume that you are a Narc.

    Nighty-night. :hw:
     
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    :c
     
  15. blairg

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    he'll probably toss me a g or 2, more if I let him make a sandwich
     
  16. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    oh. hey lever. :coffee:
     
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    He's Mexican :worried:
     
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    If I PayPal your drug dealer $1000 for crack for you do you promise to do it all at once?
     
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    Where do you live again?
     
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    I used to find drug dealer's numbers on my cell phone bill (shared with spouse). I would call from his phone and threaten them.