Drugs Alone

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LawyerLarry, Apr 2, 2015.

  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank

    Reputations:
    -216,065
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2014
    Messages:
    39,536
    Likes Received:
    183,247
    Since you all love the songs I wrote in college, here is another one of my favorites. Drugs Alone in the key of A:

    One time I was drinking beer
    When you called me up on the telephone
    I didn't answer out of fear
    Cause I'd rather drink beer alone

    One time I was smoking weed
    When you called me up on the telephone
    I didn't answer out of greed
    Cause I'd rather smoke weed alone

    One time I was eating shrooms
    When you called me up on the telephone
    I didn't hear it cause I was in the wrong room
    And I'd rather eat shrooms alone

    I wanna do my drugs all by myself
    Don't wanna do 'em with nobody else
    Don't call me up when I'm getting high
    Cause I'll do drugs till the day I die

    One time I was smoking crack
    When you called me up on the telephone
    I yanked the phone out of the jack
    Cause I'd rather smoke crack alone

    One time I was smoking meth
    When you called me up on the telephone
    I didn't answer cause I was out of breath
    And I'd rather smoke meth alone

    One time I was doing ron
    When you called me up on the telephone
    I didn't answer cause Lost was on
    And I'd rather do ron alone

    I wanna do my drugs all by myself
    Don't wanna do 'em with nobody else
    Don't call me up when I'm getting high
    Cause I'll do drugs till the day I die

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
     
    RenchFries, Lola and Asshat like this.
  2. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2013
    Messages:
    6,330
    Likes Received:
    11,914
    It's not "Too Drunk to Fuck," but a solid contribution to the musical lexicon nonetheless.
     
    deadbeat, Lola and LawyerLarry like this.
  3. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

    Reputations:
    75,362
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    47,530
    Likes Received:
    52,061
     
    ScottBaiosPenis likes this.
  4. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2012
    Messages:
    3,052
    Likes Received:
    2,577
     
    Caffeinated likes this.
  5. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    590
    Joined:
    May 26, 2013
    Messages:
    9,052
    Likes Received:
    15,549
    whats "ron"
     
  6. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

    Reputations:
    6,366
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    3,974
    Likes Received:
    7,032
  7. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    23,254
    Likes Received:
    3,487
    I ate myself..............today. :bigcry:
     
  8. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank

    Reputations:
    -216,065
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2014
    Messages:
    39,536
    Likes Received:
    183,247
    heroin
     
  9. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP

    Reputations:
    57,530
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    18,765
    Likes Received:
    33,493
     
    Ruffypup likes this.
  10. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,047
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2014
    Messages:
    9,926
    Likes Received:
    16,969
    I hate this song. I hate fake wrestling, And your fucking mask. Now, I hate lawyers named Larry.
     
    deadbeat and Shortwave98 like this.
  11. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    590
    Joined:
    May 26, 2013
    Messages:
    9,052
    Likes Received:
    15,549
    never heard it called that
    down here we call it "boy" thats a name goes back to the 20s ("girl" is coke)
    my sponsor calls it "jive" that always makes me laugh

    diesel, h-train, dog food and t-shirts are also common oddball names here
     
    LawyerLarry likes this.
  12. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    23,254
    Likes Received:
    3,487
    If this is it, :bigcry:
     
  13. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP

    Reputations:
    57,530
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    18,765
    Likes Received:
    33,493
    I heard you say "tell him I'm not home" :cry:
     
    Ruffypup likes this.
  14. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank

    Reputations:
    -216,065
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2014
    Messages:
    39,536
    Likes Received:
    183,247
    Thanks. That's exactly what I was going for.
     
    Calloused Shins likes this.
  15. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    23,254
    Likes Received:
    3,487
    You've been thinking and I've been drinking :bigcry:
     
  16. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP

    Reputations:
    57,530
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    18,765
    Likes Received:
    33,493
    That's enough! Turn that frown upside down

     
  17. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank

    Reputations:
    -216,065
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2014
    Messages:
    39,536
    Likes Received:
    183,247
    Stop gaying up my thread, motherfuckers!

     
  18. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank

    Reputations:
    -216,065
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2014
    Messages:
    39,536
    Likes Received:
    183,247
    This is for all of my bitches

     
  19. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP

    Reputations:
    57,530
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    18,765
    Likes Received:
    33,493
    Your thread was plenty gay already, chap
     
  20. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank

    Reputations:
    -216,065
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2014
    Messages:
    39,536
    Likes Received:
    183,247
    Not until you showed up, mate.