Drunk as fuck about to hit the clubs

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Jul 18, 2015.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun DawgShed News Gold

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  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    Have some pizza before you go. Need a good base in your stomach.

    :gary:
     
  3. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    more guy dancing garebear?
     
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  4. Ben Dover

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    No you're not. You're lying in your underwear on your bed, eating Doritos, and trying to get a chubby from a Victoria's Secret catalog
     
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    I hope you find some nice erections to bump into, garbear. :hat:
     
  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed Gold

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    Why bother?? You were having an ugly day yesterday, and trust me, your appearance hasn't improved today.
     
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  7. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    When should we expect the thread about how horrible it went? I think I'm going out this evening, and I need to know what time to check in EST.
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Just listen for the sound of wood banging together to stop. The thread will be right after that.
     
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  9. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Gary gonna be bumping boners with all his buddies. :giggle:
     
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  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    This is Gary's Official Summertime Club Jam.
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Monday: "So sad and I hate my life"
    Tuesday: "Going out to meet some hot chicks"
    Tuesday night: "Why don't women like me?"
    Wednesday: "I feel fat and I pigged out all day"
    Thursday: "I've started a new 30 day diet and fitness challenge!"
    Friday: "I ate three pizzas and a dozen muffins."
    Saturday: "My friends are taking me to a party but I don't want to go"
    Sunday: "How do you know when you've been ass-raped?"

    (An average week of GP2 threads.)
     
  12. sarnie

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    why dont you do the right thing stupid
     
  13. DarkFriday

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    :eek:
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    :right:
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Get your shit together, gary.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Dont forget to douche your asshole in case you get lucky melvin twink.
     
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    Would this be the right place to make a "pushing his stool in" joke?
     
  19. Apple the cat

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    As a matter of fact, yes.
     
  20. FatKidSullivan

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    Gary, you should spend the night at home preparing what you want to talk with your therapist about this week.