Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Jul 18, 2015.
Cuba libre all dayyyy (@dawg @Darkblue
Have some pizza before you go. Need a good base in your stomach.
more guy dancing garebear?
No you're not. You're lying in your underwear on your bed, eating Doritos, and trying to get a chubby from a Victoria's Secret catalog
I hope you find some nice erections to bump into, garbear.
Why bother?? You were having an ugly day yesterday, and trust me, your appearance hasn't improved today.
When should we expect the thread about how horrible it went? I think I'm going out this evening, and I need to know what time to check in EST.
Just listen for the sound of wood banging together to stop. The thread will be right after that.
Gary gonna be bumping boners with all his buddies.
This is Gary's Official Summertime Club Jam.
Monday: "So sad and I hate my life"
Tuesday: "Going out to meet some hot chicks"
Tuesday night: "Why don't women like me?"
Wednesday: "I feel fat and I pigged out all day"
Thursday: "I've started a new 30 day diet and fitness challenge!"
Friday: "I ate three pizzas and a dozen muffins."
Saturday: "My friends are taking me to a party but I don't want to go"
Sunday: "How do you know when you've been ass-raped?"
(An average week of GP2 threads.)
why dont you do the right thing stupid
Get your shit together, gary.
Dont forget to douche your asshole in case you get lucky melvin twink.
Would this be the right place to make a "pushing his stool in" joke?
As a matter of fact, yes.
Gary, you should spend the night at home preparing what you want to talk with your therapist about this week.