Drunk as fuck at the bar motherfuckers

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jun 27, 2014.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    suck my balls
     
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  2. Shamrock12

    Shamrock12 Bouncy... Bouncy...

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    You need a drunk texting buddy.. posting from the bar seems like too much work!
     
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  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    You need to take a drive to clear your head.
     
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  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    take a picture of the biggest douchebag at the bar and post it.
     
  5. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy. Gold

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    Lock up ze daughters
     
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  6. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :bsflag:
     
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    Blackened Commitment to Excellence VIP

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    who in the name of fuck is this faggot
     
  8. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    How do my balls taste, bro?
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    Selfie. :grad:
     
  10. Iroth

    Iroth мудак VIP

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    Do you really want him to take a selfie?
     
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  11. Iroth

    Iroth мудак VIP

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    Damnit :jj:
     
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  12. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    Hey shitty! How does it feel to be the old guy at the bar?
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Like whiskey sour
     
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  14. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Like whiskey sour
     
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  15. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    shitty gonna cheat on his wife tonight! :cheer:
     
  16. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    must have passed out on the bar stool
     
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  17. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    shitty is actually at home in bed watching Titanic with his wife.
     
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  20. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oh do I have a story :facepalm:
     
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