Drunk cuts off friend's nose with sword

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  1. eliasbboy

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    Dumbass bets that he could chop off a sausage placed in a friend’s mouth. Bigger dumbass says "Sure, go for it."

    Expected results follow.

    The follow-up photo from the hospital is WAAAAAY gross.





    And here's the aftermath. :cheer:

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  2. MONK

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    Son of a bitch. :jj:

    "I'm sorry, dude"
     
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    Nunz Lar's lurking.

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    You see it flap in slow mo.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Darwinism at its finest.
     
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    Fucking morons. :rofl:

    "Dude, I can totally do this. Look at me. My physique SCREAMS Capable Ninja."
     
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    This is going to be on Tosh next week :yes:
     
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    Fucking morons! :jj:
     
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    The only way this could get better is if the guy with the sword was the brother in law.
     
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    What's this from?
     
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    If it involved Bro they would have used a boiled, flavorless potato instead of a sausage.
     
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    I have that same sword.
     
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    The greatest modern B-Grade cheeseball fest...

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    the PSA where the kids were stomping bugs :grad:
     
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