News Drunk driving 13 year old pulled over-- with his grandma in the back seat

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  1. Tim

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    A New Mexico grandmother was arrested after the vehicle she was riding in was pulled over and it was discovered her allegedly drunken 13-year-old grandson was driving the car.

    During a traffic stop, New Mexico deputies found the intoxicated minor behind the wheel.

    Sanjuana Mercado-Mendez, 52, was 'highly intoxicated' in the blue 1994 Oldsmobile's back seat.

    Santa Fe Deputy Clay Cullison pulled the pair over on Thursday after he spotted the car weaving.

    The 13-year-old was believed to be drunk and was unlicensed.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ing-DRUNK-13-year-old-grandson-drive-her.html
     
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    PITY POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
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    Weirdest fucking state in the whole country. Believe you me.
     
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    Maybe he just had his bar mitzvah, thought he was a man and decided to party! :dontknow:
     
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    It's New Mexico, what else is there to do there?
     
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    No joke, I had to do this for my grandmother a few times. She loved her PBR and Tom Collins.
     
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    It's hard enough driving if you're 13 let alone doing it drunk. I think the kid should ger a special reward.
     
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    Believed to be unlicensed :jj:
     
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    Grandma at 39
     
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    That was my favorite part.
    REALLY?? You're saying this 13 year old DIDN'T have a license? :facepalm:
     
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    My dad used to drive my drunken grandfather home when he was 9. He had to stick his head out the window to see and reach the pedals.
     
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    But I'm certain their insurance was in order.
     
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    Back when men were men and pussies stayed home and cooked with their mouths shut.
     
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    At least she wasn't giving him road head
     
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