WTF Drunk dude poops On Self-Checkout Scanner at Kroger Market

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    When ya gotta go...

    I was surprised to read that the young man smelled of alcohol - did't see that one coming...

    Perhaps his action is protected as free speech by the first amendment - he may have been making a political statement about the high price of groceries these days... :dontknow:
     
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    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    Acceptable in Tehran.
     
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    Fuckin Ohioans
     
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    what price did his shit scan it at.

    was it a per pound item
     
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    And they say that the Irish are stupid drunks is just a stereotype.:wino:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    this guy is way more exciting when drunk than I am
    all I ever do is fall up the stairs with while carrying a bowl of cereal
     
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    Maybe he self identifies as a U-Scan it repair man.

    Who are we to judge?
     
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    beetlejosh "It looks like somebody shot his tits off." Gold

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    Doody.

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    Scumbag just got out of jail, this probably violates his probation and the turd heads back to jail. Some life he has going for him at 23. Just kill the loser.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Was he drinking shitty beer, it'll make you do that ya know.

    F mutt
     
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    There's two other threads on this.
     
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    There were like seven yesterday

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    Maybe he was from Ghana?