Drunk in an Empty Airport

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    But I have free wireless, biatches.

    Who says I don't know how to have fun? OK, everyone says that, but Dawg is totally gay for me.
     
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    Where are you going?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Anywhere but Columbus. My plane is 3 hours late, and I have money for beer.
     
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    What you are doing is something I enjoy, also. Go have someone overhead paged.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Some dick cranked up some shitty music last Friday night on the PA.

    The twelve of us left in the airport puked.

    One Direction or Adele or something which sucks.
     
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    Ohhhh yeahhhhh!!!
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Some hot mom keeps walking back and forth past me. What's the law say about airport sex? Does it need to be consensual?
     
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    I have a skyclub membership and always try to get a long layover or a bump on my way home. The booze and snacks are free, why not?!?
     
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    Say 'hey mother, want another?' And then take her to the family bathroom.
     
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    The airport is the one place it does not have to be consensual... I believe.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    This is Columbus. The skyclub membership allows you to smoke out by the dumpsters.
     
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    She wants you...







    to breast feed her 14 month old.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Just walked past me for the Fourth time. I think that's the paper anniversary. She either thinks I stole her wallet, or my drunken demeanor is making her horny.
     
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    Depends...how is the security around there? Within shouting distance?
     
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    I was there once: ONCE!!!!
     
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    Is there a fold out bed in the family bathroom? No? Too bad for her, 'cause that floor is chilly.
     
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    Changing station should work in a pinch.
     
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    They're cleaning up a little accident I had near Gate A2. Who am I kidding. It was Gates A2-A6.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    That's all it takes to get really bored. You never lose it.