Drunk Slippy!!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Apr 1, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Ask me anything!!!!!

    I'm a little bit intoxicated right now. I can't stay up too late, and I still have some shit to do....but I was plied with beer!!!

    I'll wait patiently for the intellectual questions I expect to ensue. :umunch:
     
  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Have you ever been in a Turkish prison, Slip?
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    can I come over if I don't bring beer?
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Nude pics? :smile:
     
  5. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    Drunk slippy :cheer:
     
  6. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Can you PM me yer tits?
     
  7. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    shut up
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Bra size?? No metric shit either!
     
  9. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Slippy, what's the largest cumbersome object you've had up your butthole?
     
  10. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    Dick pics ?
     
  11. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Outpost is calling your name, KJ. :woot:
     
  12. StormCloud

    StormCloud Well-Known Member VIP

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    What's your brand tonight?
     
  13. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Forward that shit.
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Nay, good sir. Never a prison at all. Just a few jail cells. :hat:

    For that matter..........I've never been to Turkey!
     
  15. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    When? Where? :gig:
     
  16. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Does Mario pm you when you're drunk?
     
  17. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    Please forgive me, I am drunk :c
     
  18. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    Can i come over if i bring.......
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  19. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    only if she gave me permission
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I've considered this question....and while I have allowed butt-sex before, I have never considered a penis to be a "cumbersome item". So I would have to say: a large turd....likely after eating too much grains