Drunken Mule

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MONK, Oct 10, 2011.

  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Woot!

     
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    :jj:

    is it easier to rape them when they're drunk?
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    So THAT'S how you threw your back out!!
     
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    :sad: Yeah, I shoulda took vodka instead of carrots.
     
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    Someone rode you like Jerry!?!:derp::horseback::booze:
     
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    yeah, that's it.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Man, yer back must really be blowed up. You are fucking miserable. :(
     
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    :bigcry: yeah, it's fucked. i can't find any way to be comfortable to sleep. i need some drugs
     
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    Can u stretch it at all? I have thrown my back out and when I curl into a ball it feels better. :dontknow:

    Sorry Double L. Wish I could help.

    I am bringing 5 pounds of condoms soon. :cheer:
     
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    I have tried. I will be in a comfortable spot, and it locks up again. I dont know wtf is going on. I might go take a walk and see if that will work. Or at least make me tired enough so i just pass out. Maybe I'll get lucky and a bus will jump the curb. :pray:

    eh, fuck maybe i will just take an ambien and a couple shots of tequila. :hhh:

    5 lbs of condoms! :yay: it'll be a god damn party I tell ya! 5 star thread in adult!