Entertainment Dubai: A look at the worlds only 7 star Luxury Hotel

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  1. dawg

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    Around $24,000 per night
    202 luxurious duplex suites
    Personalized butler service
    Eight world-class restaurants and bars
    Four swimming pools (two outdoor, two indoor) and a private beach
    Assawan Spa & Health club
    Rolls Royce, Mercedes and helicopter airport transfer service
    Complimentary access to Wild Wadi Water park for the duration of your stay



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    I stayed at a Ramada in Sioux City once. Plush is not a strong enough word to describe it.
     
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    Hope it has a good fire suppressant system.
     
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    ...and if the cost of oil keeps plummeting, none of the rich locals will be able to afford it!
     
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    I stayed at La Quinta once.
     
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    I can't pass a La Quinta without thinking of my friend who banged her husband (then boyfriend) for the first time at a La Quinta. They were planning on sleeping in separate beds that night.
     
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    300 dollars for ice cubes?
     
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    why doesn't ISIL knock it down?
     
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    I heard they have a gold ATM where you can get gold bars.
     
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    there is nothing in Dubai to do other than flaunt excesses of money, just so you can flaunt excesses of money. its not like you go there to do anything that is not available anywhere else.
     
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    we have that too, but its stupid to do so few use it. you can buy gold, silver, platinum bars anywhere. i have people offering to sell me them all the time.
     
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    These sand reggies built all this up before the housing market imploded and oil was $100 a barrel. Now the price of oil is in the toilet so you'll see a lot of :quote:fires:quote: in Dubai mysteriously crop up! :jj:
     
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    the Saudis are trying to maintain production to kill the fracking industry that is driving the price down, but pumping the same volume out for $35 oil is killing them too.
     
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    Too bad Howard is too neurotic to travel somewhere like that. If I had that kind of cash, I'd be experiencing all the world has to offer.
    (I bet Beth has "entertained" there)
     
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    Maybe Beth has already been there.
     
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    I'd love to see how extended the owners of these hotels are right now. They're probably deep in the red.
     
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