Dude bangs horse at Walmart

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    Howard related since he bangs a horse

    Man, 20, Cops Plea To Lewd Act With Stuffed Horse Inside Walmart
    A Florida man has copped a plea to using a stuffed horse to masturbate in the housewares section of a Walmart, [​IMG]records show.

    Sean Johnson, 20, entered no contest pleas to misdemeanor indecent exposure and criminal mischief charges stemming from the repulsive October 2014 incident at a Walmart in Brooksville.

    A Hernando County Circuit Court judge last Thursday sentenced Johnson to one year’s probation and ordered him to pay about $700 in fines and restitution. A one-year prison sentence was suspended. Johnson was also ordered to have “no contact with victim,” a reference to Walmart, not the stuffed animal (which is seen in the above evidence photo).

    As detailed in a police report, Johnson “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department,” and then proceeded to the comforter aisle in the [​IMG]housewares section. There, he “proceeded to pull out his genitals” and “proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements.”

    After he “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,” Johnson (pictured at left) placed the soiled stuffed horse “on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.” The Walmart merchandise that came into contact with the semen-splattered horse was deemed contaminated and not suitable for sale.

    In a written confession, Johnson acknowledged that, “I did unmentionables to a stuffed animal,” terming the humping a “horrible act.” The contrite Floridian added, “I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.”
     
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  2. Beth143nacho

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    Yeah...

    Ok...

    I am neither surprised nor shocked by this story.

    If this story was a traffic accident, I would approach it, look at it, shrug my shoulders and then walk off...
     
  3. Tipsey Russell

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    I was hoping he'd not be white--I knew he'd be white



    "I need to think before what I do"----oh for fucks sakes
     
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  4. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Please put spoilers on the dead raped horse picture please. I mean c'mon, Milky. :rolleyes:

    Where are the mods? :dontknow:
     
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  5. SternsEgo

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    what a weirdo...I stick a nerf ball up my ass and finish off on a barbie doll like a sane person.
     
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  6. Head Censor

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    Somebody is seriously broken.
     
  7. Shadoe Stevens

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    I'll just go to the Target next door.
     
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    Interesting
     
  9. HorseFanNetwork

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    the wonk eye is strong in that one.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Unbelievable. Why can't he keep that shit in the privacy of his 2 mansions, like others.
     
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    best part is that Walmart being Walmart just put that horse back on the shelf and it sold it
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Unmentionables :jj:
     
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    I didn't think wiggy had ever been to Walmart. . .
     
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    Looks like Benjy.
     
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    Howard bangs a horse. Read about it in US Weekly.
     
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    @garypagetwo :omg:
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    BRONY

    :pony:

    F mutt
     
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    I can see why. That horse has fuck me eyes...
     
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