Dude beats the fuck out of his girlfriend at a fast food joint

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  1. RenchFries

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    Thread title is accurate.
     
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    We need more gun control.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Probably one of those girls that orders a small fry than eats some of yours. :no:
     
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    Hopefully, she had better luck on the Joker Poker machines.
     
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    It wasn't so bad that she couldn't get up
     
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    I hope Marshawn Lynch doesn't get suspended for this.
     
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    they don't have to call her an "animal" :fil:

    I think she probably learned her lesson
     
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    I don't know why I click on these things.
     
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    He'll be playing for the Cowboys on Sunday
     
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    :rs:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    In his defense, he told her no pickles. I've beat my girl's ass for much less.
     
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    1. How do you know that's his girlfriend? They usually treat their baby mamas like that.

    2. Who told you that's a "fast food joint"?

    3. That is one soft Reggie - can't even put that bitch to sleep.
     
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    "Yeah radio, no cause on the assault......verbal altercation only, temporarily settled". :toptip:
     
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    To be fair we don't know what she did wrong.
     
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    what third world shithole country did that take place in?

    oh, wait...
     
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