Dude creates a realistic Barbie ..to go with the Ken that lives in his ass

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  1. chapped

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    Would not hit.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    those thighs are hideous ...but what is she gave realistic head?
     
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    That'd work, as long as I could slap that chunky ass during.
     
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    Only an inch or two shorter and an inch or two of more gut and you'd have the Snooki Barbie Doll
     
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    just wait for it.. any day now Out Of The Closet GI JOE with anal fisting action

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    If they made barbie into a real woman she would be 5'9' with an 18in waist

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    Looks like Mary Lou Retton
     
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    <br>[video=youtube;Tfi8fT9oHkQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfi8fT9oHkQ[/video]

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    Still smarter than Beth.
     
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    think of all the cankles accessories they could sell to young girls.
     
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    Look at the rump on that thing.
     
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    Does it include piercings, ugly tats, and a dvd of it in a wet t-shirt contest and eating out another Barbi's snatch at the last Spring Break?



    It also looks like they used Heather Locklear as the Modoe for it.


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    that GI Joe is hot :marx:
     
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    they should probably do that then.
     
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    I like real Barbie's bubble butt, just sayin'...

    "That is some tuchus on her, Robin"
     
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    That's a nice ass.
     
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    Are we talking the chemically and emotionally compromised Heather Locklear found crawling on her hands and knees in somebody's backyard smelling faintly of a beefy or meaty subtance? Gimme.

    I'll say this much. Watching old Melrose Place reruns and 2003's "Monster" back to back I dont necessarily stop masturbating.

     
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