Dude I am so awesome

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 12, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I went nuts signing up for all these restaurant clubs and now I get lots of free birthday food :party: :dancin: :party:






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  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    All different days?
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    happy birthday buddy :party:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    It's not my birthday
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Hey my friend left some coupons laying around. It must be my birthday.
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I should've eschewed this thread. :facepalm:
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    You ever fuck a black guy?
     
  9. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    You know you can get any of those coupons online right?
     
  10. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    But happy bday chriza
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  12. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    buy one get one 50% off is a crock of shit. 25% off your meal happy fucking birthday. :flip2:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm going to be full :belch:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I fucking love Benihana :asian:


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  15. BrulesRules

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    now if you were a real professional at this you would give them different birthday dates so you get free food throughout the year.
     
  16. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    it's says on the coupon they will need proof of your birthday, dumbass
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    they never ever check as long as you print out the coupon that was emailed to you.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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