motherfucker http://news.yahoo.com/michigan-man-wins--1-million-lottery-for-the-second-time-225251279.html A Michigan man has won $1.35 million in the state lottery. That's nice and all, but here's the real news: It's the second time he's won $1 million-plus in the last two years. Joseph Palmarchuk, who moved to Michigan in 2011, first won the lottery just a few months after he arrived. At the time, he predicted he would have another big win, and just this week, he did. â€œYou never know how your Karma is going to present itself,â€ Palmarchuk said. According to Michigan Lottery Connect, Palmarchuk and his wife, Phillis, closed off their bucket list with the first $1 million. (That's a nice phrase, isn't it?) They also helped out their seven children, 23 grandchildren and four great-grandchildren. They will use this next windfall to move out of Michigan during the winters. Palmarchuk is likely to find a few more friends in the coming months, as he expects another large win in the future. Any tips, friend?