Dude. There's a bat in my house.

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    We were all on the front porch and Ali's kids went inside and came out screaming that there was a bat in the house.

    We opened the door to investigate and it came flying down the stairs.

    It is now circling the livingroom and going back and forth between there and upstairs.

    I called my dad. He said to close all the bedroom doors, etc to confine it and open the front door. I said we don't want to go in the house.
    He said he'd come over.

    :ohnoes:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I know it's an irrational fear. It's not going to hurt me. I never thought I'd react this way if something like this happened. But FUCK am I freaked out!!
     
  3. artiesoffspring

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    Shoot it.
     
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    NOT irrational. Those vermin carry disease. :grad:
     
  5. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Got a tennis racket, a pair of pliers and a bic lighter?
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    belfry
     
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    [video=youtube;YFCMoKizLzg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFCMoKizLzg[/video]
     
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    don't let it near your hair and the tennis racket is a great idea...
     
  9. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Ali's kid is crying and says she doesn't want to live in this house anymore. :jj:

    They're all in the car right now.
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

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    :lol:
     
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    k I'll be the one to say it.. who the FUCK is this Ali faggit?
     
  12. redshirt

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    One snuck in through the fireplace while my sister was alone at home like 7months pregnant. Dumbass brother in law thought she was hallucinating or something when she called him in hysterics about it after locking herself in laundry room.
     
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    be afraid, be very afraid--hair spray and a lighter.

    I'm thinking of the scene in The Big Chill right now :jj:

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    call chiva! bats make him hornier.
     
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    float like a vampire bat, sting like a bee
     
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    Light a grill and take it into the house. The bat will die from carbon monoxide poisoning.
     
  20. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Lol. Flying mice.