Dude, where's my car?!?!

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  1. BrulesRules

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    Texas plumber’s Ford truck ends up with terrorists....

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    Oberholtzer’s Texas City plumbing company, Mark-1 Plumbing, has been inundated with threats after a photo of his old Ford work truck appeared on a terrorist Twitter feed, equipped with an anti-aircraft gun in the bed and still bearing the company logo on the door.

    According to Houston’s KHOU, Oberholtzer traded in the F-250 to an AutoNation Ford dealership in Houston last November, but accidentally forgot to remove his business’ decals. A representative at the dealership said the truck immediately went up for auction, and most likely exchanged hands many times before ending up on the front lines of Syria’s civil war, piloted by terrorist fighters.“To think something we would use to pull trailers, now is being used for terror, it’s crazy,” notes Jeff Oberholtzer, Mark’s son. “Never in my lifetime would I think something like that.”
    The company began receiving threatening calls earlier this week from people all across the country that assumed the small town business was aiding and abetting terror. “We have nothing to do with terror at all,” commented Oberholtzer.
     
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    fuck I thought this was gonna be about thundersnow :down:
     
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    The terrorists wouldn't even take your car.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    What use would terrorists have for a rape van??
     
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    well they love to rape non-believers and underage girls :bigthink:
     
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    I would have crawled right up inside that giant alien vagina.
     
  8. BrulesRules

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    I wonder where my last two GTIs are now?
     
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    but it could explode any day now..the terrorists could use it for one of their next suicide bombings imo
     
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    would the the ropes hold the door shut long enough for the bomb to get to it's location or would it fall out?
     
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    hurrrrrrrrr
     
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    don't be mad nazdrowie :console:
     
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    I bet I'll see that truck on the local freeways with a couple of guys sitting in the bed after the terrorists get done with it.
     
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    They will be flying the ISIS flag over the Alamo
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    rape van