Dude Wheres my Car???

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jobbey, May 25, 2012.

  1. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    i woke up i have no car.
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    they took your shopping cart back to Wal Mart
     
  3. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    i remember doin karoke
     
  4. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    :jj:
     
  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Wetback can help explain what happened... I believe the term is "El Repo".
     
  6. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    thank god no
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Nah. The tranny hooker from last night probably stole it.
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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  9. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    how did u keep your ribbons?
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    White people stole it....:coffee:
     
  11. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    my friend gave me a ride home.. whew. was weird i look out in my drive way... no car. im like fuck!! gotta piece this together.
     
  12. StrokeBalla

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    None of this is a good sign, jobbey. Not that it hasn't happened to me ... back in the day, of course.
     
  13. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    in high heeled shoes and a low neck sweater
     
  14. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    do you know the song "Blackout Blues?"
     
  15. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    that used to happen to me all the time
     
  16. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    ya shots dont go over to well with me.
     
  17. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    :jj:
     
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    oh man i was so into that chick
     
  19. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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