WTF Dude with bionic dick to fuck dominatrix

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  1. chapped

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    • The man with a bionic penis will lose his virginity to a dominatrix who ran for parliamen
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    A man whose penis was ripped off in a road accident, and who has subsequently received surgery to fit an 8-inch bionic penis, is to lose his virginity to an “award winning” dominatrix who unsuccessfully ran for parliament.

    Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, was run over when he was six years old in Huddersfield, in 1978. During the accident his penis was sliced off as he was dragged 600ft by a car.

    Mr Abad had surgery to fit a fully functional 8 inch bionic penis in 2012. The organ has two tubes which inflate when he presses a button on his testicle.

    Abad said:

    I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year.

    My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.

    Mr Abad also says he dreams of one day becoming a father.

    He will meet up with sexual freedom campaigner Charlotte Rose in London this week for a dinner date.

    Rose, a 35-year-old who won the British Erotic Award for ‘Sex Worker of the Year’ in 2013, ran for MP in the Clacton by-election in October 2014 and the Rochester and Strood by-election the following month as an independent on a platform of sexual freedom.

    Rose, a mother of two, said she will waive her usual £200-an-hour fee:


     
  2. Ganggreen87

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    Expect one or both, on the show in a few weeks

    Gary, can we get the bionic penis guy in here now
     
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    Will she deny him at the last minute?
     
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    He went with the 8" model?

    I would have went with the 32" 'Equalizer' model.
     
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    He started with no penis and they gave him an arm flap with penis pump inside. How the fuck can that work as an orgasmic penis? Even female to male trannies can use their clitoris to act as a penis, but this guy doesn't even have that.
    I wanna hear more about the guy who got a penis transplant recently.
     
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    dear dr

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    Known around these parts as a "Coney Island Wife Tamer".
     
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    Thanks, mom.
     
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    Jayla Doopy do! Gold

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    :up:
     
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    What is the official stance on this in the quran?

    Also, why a dominatrix? Is he going to get off when she makes fun of his robo dick?
     
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    Oh I see how u roll now
     
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    I thought dominatrixes didn't have sex with clients?
     
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    Hope he doesn't push the wrong button!
     
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    Some people can't really be embarrassed about anything can they?
     
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    She is doing the lord's work.
     
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    Beth hat. Alert!
     
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    Strange story... Does he have feeling in there, I wonder? I mean, does it function as a real penis in the way here can get an orgasm and the nice feeling it creates?
     
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