News Dueling Obit(ch)uaries

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  1. TheLACritic

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    Man's loving wife and girlfriend write different obituaries for young man who died at 55. image.png
     
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    Is that real?
     
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    Found the story.

    http://www.nj.com/atlantic/index.ssf/2016/08/wife_girlfriend_place_competing_obituaries_report.html



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    Leroy Black had two obituaries posted in the Atlantic City Press Thursday. (Submitted by Don Woods)
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    on August 05, 2016 at 2:50 PM, updated August 05, 2016 at 5:33 PM



    EGG HARBOR TWP. — Leroy "Blast" Bill Black was much loved, as evidenced by the fact that he has two obituaries printed in today's Press of Atlantic City.

    It might have looked like a mistake on the obituary page this morning when two identical-looking (at first glance) listings appeared on top of one another, but the two different, but similar, obituaries were placed by his wife and girlfriend, respectively.

    Black died at home Tuesday of lung cancer at the age of 55, the obituaries state. And depending which one you are reading, he was survived by his "loving wife Bearetta Harrison" Black, or his longtime girlfriend Princess Hall.

    The competing obituaries were put in the newspaper separately because "the wife wanted it one way, and the girlfriend wanted it another way," someone at the Greenidge Funeral Home told Philly Voice.

    Where the first mentions the wife and son Jazz Black, along with two other children, the second mentions the girlfriend, Jazz Black and a host of siblings as his surviving family.
     
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    They better invite Steve Wilcos to the funeral to break up the fight between these two bitches.
     
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    I read this shit every day in the obituary notices in my local paper.

    It is extremely rare if the (blaek) deceased parents have the same last name, let alone all the chid-rens that the decedent pumped out in his life.

    No sense of family what-so-ever.
     
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    My condolences to poor Bearetta. :facepalm:
     
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    Erm just sayin. The picture clearly shows he is black no idea why they have to post his race ...I guess this blm thing is starting to work.....
     
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    Chocolate store owners love Black Gentleman , valentines day they will by chocolate for there wife and 5 girl friends
     
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    Guaran-fucking-tee that there'll be a brawl at the funeral.
     
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    Sounds like Mr. Black was slingin that D well
     
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    He's a long legged mack daddy!
     
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    The bidding war for the cemetary plot next to him is up to $2,500, a case of Colt 45 and a $50 gift card to the Old Country Buffet.
     
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    1) I love there names, Bearetta
    2) I hope I die like that
     
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    Odd that they would both use the same picture
     
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    I was thinking the same thing. Jazz isn't gonna like what Princess did.
     
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