Dumb Ass Josh Gordon Tests Positive Again - Faces 1 Year Suspension

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  1. OV

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    Extremely gifted, but how many opportunities is this asshole gonna squander before the he's banned for life?

    Stern Related because Artie Lange is the yin to Josh Gordan's yang

    Josh Gordon reportedly tests positive for alcohol, faces one-year suspension

    It'll be a lot harder for Cleveland Browns receiver Josh Gordon and his representatives to come up with excuses for yet another failed test for the league's substances of abuse.

    Gordon, the wildly talented 2013 All-Pro receiver, failed yet another test and will be suspended for the 2015 season, ESPN's Adam Schefter reported. Pro Football Talk said Gordon tested positive for alcohol, which the league can test him for as a result of his DWI arrest last July.

    It's almost inconceivable that Gordon would put himself in this position, after having a season-long suspension for a drug test lessened to 10 games last season. After Gordon came back, he was suspended for the season finale for skipping a walk-through practice. That 10-game suspension last year was the result of Gordon's fourth violation of the league's drug policy, the Cleveland Plain Dealer reported at the time.

    And yet he failed another test.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-s...-drug-test--suspended-for-year-211412576.html
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    This dipshit was going to get his opportunity to get on a winning team once Cleveland cut him loose. I pictured him going to New England and returning to rookie form. In his defense, i'm surprised that all of Manziel's receivers aren't raging alcoholics.
     
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    What a dumb shit.
     
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    Charles Rogers v2.0

    "At least he still has a big black cock, Robin."
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Charles Rogers never had a season like Gordon's rookie year.
     
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    Alcohol is banned?

    Sincerely,

    Every super bowl commercial
     
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    what did he test positive for ... i mean besides white pussy
     
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    That's true. I was just pointing out the parallel of hyped up receivers failing due to drugs. Rogers was the "next Randy Moss" after all. But you are correct. Gordon actually produced.
     
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    so he had a dwi and was banned from booze?
     
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    He is not wrong for drinking. He is wrong for knowing that if he drinks, he'll lose a year of playing football. When that much money is involved.. suck it up. dont drink.

    yep. get pulled over and all of a sudden you cant drink anymore :banghead:
     
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    I am certainly not arguing that Gordon Isnt an idiot. But banning alcohol?
     
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    He must really like getting wasted. It's costing him 10's of millions of dollars.
     
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    Getting a DUI sets a different table as far as the collective bargaining agreement goes. And when the league and NFLPA recently agreed to new more flexible PED standards, Gordon actually caught a break getting back to play earlier.. Did he appreciate it? No reason at this point to have any sympathy for the mess of his own making
     
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    What was the reasonable expectation for his level of play? I'm a huge NFL fan and I've only had the chance to see him play once. His body looks like that of Dez Bryant. Could he have been that good year in year out?
     
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    He's a dope.
     
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    i blame manziel
     
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    Wasted talent.
     
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    It won't be long till all these top players will be living in half way house situations, with full time handlers
     
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    Silly rule for a silly player.
     
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