Dumb ass jumps off a cliff and comes face to face with a Great White Shark

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Proof that Great White Sharks would rather not eat people as he has this guy dead to rights


    [video=youtube;-m3N_BnVdOI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m3N_BnVdOI#t=70[/video]
     
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    Pretty sure that's fake but great vid nonetheless!
     
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    Great idea to scream and flail when a giant ass shark is nearby
     
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    if not fake sharks dont kill all that many humans in the course of deaths for a years time
     
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    :facepalm:

    well a fail to end the day
     
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    yea just googled and people are still arguing if its fake or not... :dontknow:

    i say it is what it is
     
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    In the middle, 59sec in, you can see how shark just jumps from one place to the other in a split second. Whoever made it did a really good job! If the shark was real, the dude would have had a bite on him at the very least. Best guess? GoPro viral marketing paid for this :D
     
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    http://sharkweekcountdown.com
     
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    I would have said Sharknado 2 but they're too bush-league to come up with something like this… they stunt cast wackpackers instead. :haha:
     
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    Viral marketing for Shark Week. I swear that whole network is in the shitter. Discovery has managed to take the best week of the year and turn it into absolute horseshit.

    I'll be watching Sharknado Week instead.
     
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    Asshat has one video posted on Youtube. Anyone vain enough to roll around with a GoPro strapped to themselves to document their "adventures" would no doubt have way more "extreme" content. Watch how fast I can ride my bike!

    Also, his name is Terry Tufferson...
     
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    Not to mention that temperatures in Sydney are in the mid-low 60's right about now (and a bit overcast), not exactly the type of weather for gung ho cliff diving, even for someone as manly a Crocodile Dund-Go-Pro.
     
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    That Shark should of aten his Dumb Ass.
     
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    aten? holy fuck your stupid
     
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    nice
     
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    I may be stupid but least I ain no Faggot.
     
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    That's not what your boyfriend Leroy Greenburg said. :coffee:
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    more than likely fake, but I wouldn't assume that sharks are always going to bite a human, they might take their time sniffing things out as well

    I think the whole shark hysteria is just to let the Chinese keep making shark fin soup without any protest
     
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    Yeah like you wouldn't......... You'd have to shake the shit from your trunks once you hit the shore..................