Dumb girl kills tortoise

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  1. dilly

    dilly Well-Known Member

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    Girl thinks she's saving a turtle but throws a tortoise in a pond to drown to death. Girl is so proud of herself too. Howard related because this is Beth level stupid.

     
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    Dumb.
     
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    dumb blackish broad who talks mostly white


    i'm in love
     
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    great work dilly
    huge fan
     
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    I've heard of this happening before ... Where I grew up, turtles live in the water. Seems like an honest mistake.:dontknow:
     
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    Nice round tits too!:grad:
     
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    Jesus, how about gently placing it into the water. Gently. Poor thing probably died on impact.
     
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    Tortoise not turtle.

    :no:
     
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    Doesn't know how to hold a camera, doesn't know how to recognize a tortoise.
     
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    I liked the fat man's idea better. Kill em, scope the turtle out, and use the shell as a ash tray.
     
  11. Skipnoid

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    That part WAS fucking funny! It's like:
    "Oh, a turtle thingy ... I'll think I'll set him free into the Grand Fucking Canyon"
    :backlol:
     
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    But you forgot about the nice tits. Not Guilty.:grad:
     
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    I just watched it again and I'm LMFAO!:backlol:
     
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    she looks like turtle's girlfriend season 7
     
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    Nice titties, kinda stupid, but also sweet, a guy could do worse.
     
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    What a genius.

    I hear she's since moved on to bird rescue.

     
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    How about putting it in the pond without filming yourself, you self-absorbed cunt.
     
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