Entertainment Dumb Teabagger Explains Why He Made Up Gay Sex Story About Himself - LOL you can't make this shit up

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    Tea Party Republican Explains Why He Made Up Gay Sex Story About Himself
    The Michigan lawmaker claims he was a target of the "Lansing mafia."
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    Kate Abbey-Lambertz Detroit Editor, The Huffington Post

    Posted: 08/10/2015 08:01 PM EDT
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    A Michigan congressman is claiming that he was blackmailed in a “clandestine operation to control public officials” after local media revealed his attempt to conceal an affair with another lawmaker last week.

    The Detroit News reported on Friday that state Reps. Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat, both tea party-backed Republicans, were having an affair, and were making a bizarre attempt to cover it up.

    Both lawmakers, who are each married with children, are now being investigated for violating House rules and misusing state resources.

    On May 19, Courser allegedly instructed his former aide, Ben Graham, to email other Republicans with an anonymous accusation that Courser was paying for sex with a man behind a nightclub. The congressman indicated that he hoped the false story would minimize the blowback if news of his affair later spread. Graham, who secretly recorded his conversation with Courser, refused to send the email.

    An unidentified person sent a similar version of the email shortly afterward. Courser later fired Graham, and the ex-staffer gave his recording of the conversation to The Detroit News.

    While Gamrat has yet to address the affair or its aftermath, Courser wrote a short Facebook post on Sunday and posted a 27-minute audio statement on his website on Monday apologizing to the public. In it, he acknowledged that it had been a bad decision to send the emails, which called him a "bi-sexual porn addicted deviant” and Gamrat a “tramp.”

    Courser also suggested that his office might be bugged and said a “blackmailing ring” had sent anonymous texts that threatened to expose him, leaving him no choice but to act. The lawmaker said he had the email sent because he wanted to rattle the blackmailers. He also accused Graham of being one of the blackmailers, though Graham and other former staffers have denied involvement to MLive.

    “I feel it is absolutely, absolutely essential for the cause of liberty to have these clandestine operations to control public officials exposed,” Courser said. “Nothing prepared me for the caustic nature of the Lansing mafia … In Lansing, you either go along and play along, or they set up to destroy you by doing what they can to malign, smear and undermine you -- in essence, get rid of you.”


    Courser has been at odds with many members of his party since starting his term this year. He claimed in his personal statement that he was targeted because of the fact that he didn’t let the “establishment machine” sway his beliefs or votes.

    Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder (R) said on Monday that Courser should have gone to police if he thought he was being blackmailed.

    Courser's allegations of wiretapping and blackmail, coupled with Courser and Gamrat's possible misuse of taxpayer money, require an independent investigation by state Attorney General Bill Schuette, House Democratic Leader Tim Greimel said in a statement urging Schuette to take action.

    Courser and Gamrat's computers and records were seized over the weekend as part of the House Business Office’s review, House Speaker Kevin Cotter (R) told The Detroit News on Monday.

    Cotter is currently handling the investigation into the lawmakers' misconduct, but the attorney general could also choose to get involved, reported the Detroit Free Press.

    Courser said in his audio statement he does not plan to resign.

    “That was pushed on me from many directions … and yet I felt no calling from God to move that way,” he said.
     
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    Did it hit too close to home?
     
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    No bro. I'm trying to post interesting stuff to help your boring threads :beer: friends till the end :hug:
     
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    Oh fuck I wouldn't do this lula :eek:


     
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    Both of these dumbfucks ran on moral high ground platforms. Both fought long and hard against a gay rights law because gays are against their religion and were ruining the traditional family. Their affair is doing a splendid job of ruining their families. I wonder how their families are enjoying this news. :dontknow:
     
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    Did Ving admit to a homosexual affair ITT? :wtf::wtf::wtf:
     
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    OP really has some real hate issues. Just because others don't buy into a century of failing socialist views they are your enemy? I won't judge a learning disabled @Ving for his short falls.
     
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    Says your prayers, maybe God will murder Obama if you ask and praise him enough.
     
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    Say*

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    :cwl: @Schmoopy I'm stealing your schtick
     
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    Wait one of the smiles on there isn't moving :wtf:
     
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    I like that, do that with the rollers.
     
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    I feel like I'm witnessing 3rd graders in this thread. Sad.
     
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    "God " rofl
     
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