dumbasses running homeland security

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  1. InstigatinMofo

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    TWO pals were barred from entering the US after innocent tweets joking about "destroying America" were picked up by the country's anti-terror clowns.[/h] US special agents monitoring Twitter spotted Leigh Van Bryan's messages weeks before he left for a holiday in Los Angeles with pal Emily Bunting.
    Leigh, who also quipped about "digging up Marilyn Monroe" on Twitter, said they were treated like terrorists on arrival at a Los Angeles International Airport. The pair were held by armed guards and quizzed for five hours before being handcuffed, put in a van with illegal immigrants and locked up overnight.
    [h=4]Locked up[/h] They spent 12 hours in separate holding cells and were then put on a flight home.
    Leigh, 26, was kept under armed guard in a cell with Mexican drug dealers. The Department of Homeland Security flagged up Leigh as a potential threat when he posted a Twitter message to his pals ahead of his trip to Hollywood.
    It read: "Free this week, for quick gossip/prep before I go and destroy America".
    Despite telling officials at LAX airport the term "destroy" was British slang for partying, the pair were held on suspicion of planning to "commit crimes".
    Irishman Leigh, a bar manager from Coventry, said: "It's almost funny now but at the time it was really scary.

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    "The Homeland Security agents were treating me like some kind of terrorist. I kept saying they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me 'You've really f***ed up with that tweet, boy'."
    He was also quizzed about another tweet which quoted hit US comedy Family Guy and said: "3 weeks today, we're totally in LA p*ssing people off on Hollywood Blvd and diggin' Marilyn Monroe up!"
    Agents even checked the pair's cases for SPADES and suspected that Emily was to act as "lookout" while Leigh raided the film beauty's tomb.
    Emily, 24, from Birmingham, said: "Officials told us we were not allowed into the country because of Leigh's tweets.

    "We just wanted to have a good time on holiday. That was all Leigh meant in his tweets."
    The Department of Homeland Security declined to comment.

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    so, from now on, be more careful with your twats
     
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    We should ban all unfunny twitter foreigners
     
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    Fucking foreigners
     
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    What do you expect with an ex-governor bull-dyke with zero experience in the security field running the show? :facepalm:
     
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    Negs reps fo a gray bearded baldy :c
     
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    I got you first, rep whore noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:
     
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    Those twitter Micks were funnier
     
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    My reps are more powerful than yours now :dance:

    :owned:
     
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    funny stuff! smart asses just got PWNED! :yay:

    crammed into a vehicle with illegals? :jj:

    i used to fly alot. when i had hair past my shoulders and money taped to my leg, i never got stopped. when i cut my hair real short, the first time i went to get on a plane they stip searched me! this was in the 80s! they'd probably shoot me these days! :usa:
     
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    I've been here a year and a half longer and I have over 15,000 more posts than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My rep power can bench 10,000 billion pounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :owned::woohoo:
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    That's exactly why I denied your friend request. :nono:
     
  13. Satori Brah

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    I know
     
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    Your rep must have T-Rex arms. :c
     
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    Great workout today :slick:
     
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    Leave the funny up to me. :facepalm:
     
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    I'd really like to see the Officials involved sit down to a nice interview and do some 'splainin'...
     
  18. Schmoopy

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    You need a spot benching 185lbs. :funny:
     
  19. Satori Brah

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    Yes....when I was in 9th grade. You got me. :coffee:
     
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    Your under defined arms don't look like they could bench 185 with a spotter. :coffee: