Dumbfuck mugger shoots himself

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  1. Shithead

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    The only thing better would be if he assumed room temperature

    Florida mugger shoots himself after robbery, asks police officer for help
    BY Joel Landau
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Sunday, March 15, 2015, 11:17 AM
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    Lashawn Williams, 24, accidently shot himself during a robbery and then allegedly stole a car at a strip before flagging down an officer for help, police said.
    He got the worse of his own mugging.

    A Florida thief accidentally shot himself during a stick-up, and the wound led him on a desperate few minutes that ended with him flagging down a police officer from a Mercedes he took from a strip club, reports the Orlando Sentinel.

    Lashawn Williams, 24, allegedly took a phone from a victim early Sunday morning but when he fled he shot himself, the newspaper reported.

    The suspect panicked and ran across the street to Cleo's Gentlemen's Club and jumped into a Mercedes that had an open door, police said. Williams took the car and raced down the street.

    But the pain from his gunshot wound was too much and he decided to pull over a few blocks away and flag down a deputy officer, the Orange County Sheriff's Office said.

    Williams was transported to a hospital with non-life threatening injuries, police said.

    The victim of the robbery also identified Williams as the man who took his phone, the newspaper said.

    Police did not return messages seeking comment on the incident.
     
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    Lashawn. It's Sèan you dumb ignorant fucks.
     
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    If he follwed the rules of gun safty. He would have been alright. Keep your finger of the trigger until you aquire your target. I guess he didn't attend a gun saftey class. LOL!
     
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    I am surprised he called the police. I thought blacks resented and were scared of the police. Fuckin jigga.
     
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    That's racist. Oh wait, you said mugger.
     
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    Shoot or I will Stop!!

    or is that the other way around??
     
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    I hope he's put away enough of his "earnings" to cover the cost of his medical care.
     
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    Give me your phone or i'll bust a cap in my ass!
     
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    Good thing he shot himself, otherwise the media would label him an "unarmed black youth" it would have been racist.
     
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    Obamacare will help him I'm sure.

    [​IMG]
     
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    College? Any word on if he was just about to start college?
     
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    Florida man
     
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    Lashawn! :backlol2:
     
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    Gotta love the 2nd amendment in cases like this.
     
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    And this asshole will be back on the street in less than 24 months.
    we need to stop fucking around with these jerks. If you've proven you can't be in civilized society, we should remove you, PERMANENTLY
     
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    If Obama had a son...
     
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    This black on black crime has to stop!!!! :bigcry:
     
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