Dump Button

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Nov 10, 2014.

  1. Nemo

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    .....overused!

    Needs lube

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  3. Bye You!

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  4. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    The button has to be replaced every 6 months due the amount of its usage.
     
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    When I read the thread title, I thought, don't tell me DP has been shot dead too? What did he do wrong?
     
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    Me too....I thought oh shit what happend this time.

    Please, carry on....
     
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  7. Bye You!

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    Dump button is responsible for the most epic photo of Howard ever. He better not get himself killed!
     
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  8. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I am on @Mlaw 's good side. I am not going anywhere
     
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  10. Nemo

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  11. Ashbeard

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    Just hearing it now, its pretty pathetic that the dump button is worn out and needing to be sprayed with lube 5 minutes before Howard comes in.
     
  12. Ashbeard

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    Howards such a pussy. A little aerosol spray and he's crying like a bitch. Its no wonder the contractors charge this faggot so much money to remodel his apartment and hang his tv. They probably had to bring in some serious fans and ventilation so king Howard doesn't smell paint or drywall mud.
     
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    Why would the most honest man in radio have a worn out dump button.
     
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    'It smells like ant spray!'
     
  15. Bye You!

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    What's the story behind this?
     
  16. Ashbeard

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    Howard flipped his wig because they used some spray on the worn out dump button and he smells it so he thinks he has cancer. The contractor part is all my assumptions.
     
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    is everyone sure Wigman wasn't saying "my dumper needed to be sprayed with lube"?
     
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    Clueless Robin said they don't even need a dump button. Howard agreed.
     
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  19. Bye You!

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    :cwl:

    well, they may be right. no one's listening.
     
  20. Benjamen

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    Howard hovers over that dump button like he's playing the most intense game of Whack-a-Mole of his life on the rare occasion that a caller with no theme song makes it onto the air. Number one answer given: He never knows what they'll say next.

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