During the Superbowl, do not give your dog any of the crap foods. No beer, no nuts!

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Keep them away from candles :ohnoes:
     
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    If they get too stressed out during the Superbowl, call a dog psychiatrist.
     
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    Ice Hole Active Member

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    Did that bubblehead really say that?
     
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    Hey Ruffy... can I put peanut butter on my erogenous zones?
     
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    Unless B. Oates bought some nuts there's no chance of Bianca feeding on any. She chopped Howie's up a long time ago.
     
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    Oy. I have a dog who is on a restricted diet (skin allergies and he's 15), so I'm sensitive to his annoying dietary limitations. But come on.

    Beth makes it sound like if the dog gets into the booze one time, it's gonna croak.

    Hah, I've got a 15 year old dog (shit, 15 1/2 soon). Wonder if Bianca will make it that long.

    Who's the dog "expert" now?
     
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    Yes, but no Cunchy Peter Pan,,,,only Jiffy smooth..
     
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    My dog only gets high quality microbrewed IPAs, and he loves the stuff. Going on 9 years.
     
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    Oh, My Dog loves peanuts! And McD's chicken nuggets! He ain't no pescaterian.
     
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    Not cute! Not funny! Toxic! No nuts! [​IMG]
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    She says it with the authority and knowledge as to what it actually does to a dogs body,,,she just prefers to simplify her knowledge of the dogs digestive system by sputtering out half fragmental phrases like , "Toxic no nuts!"
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Beth just advised me to not teach my dog to mix household cleaning products.
    Thanks, Beth.
     
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    Don't give your dog beer?? Really??!?
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Is that domestic or imported? How bout kegs?
     
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    I love how she's a pet expert. The book she should have wrote should have been titled "How to Land a Wealthy Old Jew in Spite of Having a Horse Face". I'd be interested in reading how she did that. Anyone can repeat basic pet facts but few horse faces can land one of the wealthiest celebrities.
     
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    Dude, you're such a fucking liar.


    Like Beth would know what household cleaning products are...
     
  19. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Fuck that shit!
    [​IMG]
     
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    No beer, no nuts, no onions...... but plenty of chocolate! :D